Apparently, Fox News hasn't ever heard of Instant Messenger.

I DONT WANT MY CHILD TALKING TO ANYONE EVER.

Holy cow, that DS sends and receives data better than my cell phone. I hope Pedobear has one.

My other question is, as it takes one hand to hold the DS system and the other to write with the stylus, how would the molester drive his car in the other lane in that hypothetical example?

AH! AH ! AH! CHILD MOLESTERS ARE EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE! QUICK! PUT YOUR KIDS IN ZIPLOC BAGS AND THEN THROW THEM IN THE BASEMENT! THEN HOMESCHOOL THEM! AH! AH! AH!
I swear Fox News will convince some idiot to bring back the chastity belt one of these days.

I hope the children of every scaremongering retard involved in the making of this story get molested to death.

I sometimes wonder how much gaming has to be saturated into the mainstream before news agencies and clueless suburban mothers stop acting like the videogame industry produces children's toys. You figure nearly 70% of the country playing them, but no.

Wireless access = GATEWAY TO PEDOPHILIA

Well... STOP THE MUSIC.

I like how opening Pictochat and sending a message is proof that the DS has infinite range.

Picto-Chat is worse than Hitler

Awww noone plays with the little dog anymore :(

"GRANTED THE GIRLS KNEW IT WAS ME SENDING THE MESSAGES BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY TRUSTED ME!!!"

They should have known better than to trust a fox news reporter!

300 feet! THAT THE MINIMUM DISTANCE REQUIRED FOR PEDO!

So this is how the lesbian gang network recruits. It all makes sense now.

The first time I saw this it didn't have the funky dance techno beat.

So THAT'S how I got buttraped at age 8!

Oh well, it was worth it for Nintendogs.