Caminante Nocturno 
The singers shrieking "EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME" for no reason sums up how bad this show was. This opening also shows that explaining a show's plot and characters in the opening is a very dead tradition.
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kthorjensen
Wait did Duke - wait, I mean LT. STONE - just shoot a laser from his finger? Hideous.
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zatojones
What? They don't even fight Cobra? Fuck this.
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Merzbau
HARPOOOOOOOOOON
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Xiphias MAYDAY
FLASH DRAGON
SAAERGBATH SALLFAGLDAS
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SharoKham SGT. SANDWICH!
QUEEQUEG!
(I can't be the only one who heard the next two guys' names that way)
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TypicalEllisProtagonist
Extra star for the guy who used a keytar as a weapon.
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grimcity
GI Joe with no Snake Eyes? Meh.
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Aelric no cobra commander, no road block, no destro, no duke, no gung ho, no barreness, no lade jaye, no scarlet, no tomax and xamot, no rattler jets, no hiss tanks, no nothing that made gi joe in the slightest.
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Old_Zircon
Giving the "Iron Claw" guy a Saddam Hussein hat earns it a few stars. Subtle.
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Old_Zircon +2 stars. I was stingier with my stars back then.
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Aernaroth2
I wonder if they found a way to be EXTREME while never killing anyone.
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VorpalGuy
My god this show was bad. 5 stars for the awesome horrible badness. I can't believe I watched it.
Them explaining the bad guys just gave me flashbacks to the Command and Conquer briefing videos.
"An ancient and secret society, known as the Brotherhood of NOD, led by this man, known only as Kane..."
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garcet71283
-1 star for not spelling EXXXTTTREEEMMEEEE as XTREEEMEEEE
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futurebot
Why would you LIKE the odds to be a million to one? I don't understand
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