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Wow, I'm pretty sure this is the only Japanese made Mortal Kombat rip off ever released. Fascinating. Also: the girl.
the androgynous elderly.
Five stars for something so Jappy and obscure. These moves seriously suck, though. There's just three of them repeated over an over (slice in half lengthwise, explode torso, explode whole body). Gay.
Are these the best actors they could find? I'd like to see the ones that didn't make the cut.
Actors? Cut? Hahahahaha. You mean, "which programmers were sick the day they had the digital camera?"
5 stars for the kappa and "OH! KABUKI!!!"
SHIT! I was gonna make Oh! Kabuki! a tag but forgot! Thanks, Cams. Also: holy shit the girl.
Every fighting game needs a kappa.
Ninjas AND guitars wailing? Instant 5.
Watching the archaic, poorly animated sprite junk makes Tekken 4 on PSP feel like a meth-addled orgy of pure win.
Japanese game checklist: Ninja: check Samurai: check Kabuki: check