The fact that they have TOM DELAY for a guest speaker tells volumes about these folks' ability to wallow in the disgraces of their own party AND manage to be smug assholes about it at the same time.
Disgrace? Everyone knows that the LIEbral media totally blew those innocent honorariums Jack Abramoff and others afforded to Rep. DeLay as a reward for being a loyal and selfless worker for the people way out of proportion. In fact, by taking them I would say he's something of an American hero just like those troops who were sent to Iraq to stop bin Laden (who is totally irrelevant now by the way) from blowing up Washington DC.
-1 for turning into a whiny retard at the very end
I simply do not understand how anyone anywhere can deny that the current generation of conservatives/Republicans/whatever are not deeply, deeply, psychologically disturbed people with serious issues.
if you just accept it, then you just suppress your feelings, and you pray about it to god, and you KNOW that you're n-not... you're so much stronger than so many other people
Man fuck this guy.
|Killer Joe |
It was fine till he gave them an excuse to throw his ass out.
Nah, this is a good example of productive disturbance.
These people deserve it.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
I know several of those there chickenhawks. No, seriously, the actual ones in the film.
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
-1 for the whole Michael Moore Jr. schtick. Homo-in-Denial though was worth this 10 minutes alone though.
Oh, and the stuttering public speaker wannabe.
He prayed about it and he's really sure he's not gay, for real.
Uh, but that Michael Moore shit isn't good even when Michael Moore does it. I can't figure out who he does that for. I don't think audiences like it, I don't think it has any effect on the people he's talking to, so I guess it's just to make him feel real good?
Obviously republicans have to stay at home and make money to pay for the war that they aren't paying for! You idiots!
I stopped watching when the director started doing a crane kick, so I can still give this a five.
|Aubrey McFate |
All of these people have deep, crippling emotional issues.
(I'm including Blumenthal in that statement.)
I love Tom DeLay's logic most of all. If we hadn't murdered those 40 million babies, there wouldn't be any illegal mexicans.
Think about it.
Specifically, 40 million niggers to take on sub-minimum wage jobs in prison. Oh black people, why won't you vote Republican?
My first reaction is to call them all evil cunts and hope they die in some horrible way. That isnít satisfying enough. After I watched this video this morning I found myself thinking about the subjects all day. So I decided to start coming up with all the non-redundant adjectives I could think of that describe these young republicans.
Spoiled. Cowardly. Hypocritical. Stupid. Ugly. Diluted. Fat. Obnoxious. Passive-aggressive. Dishonest. Greedy. Frightened. Disgraceful. Ashamed. Over-educated. Ignorant. Lazy. Angry. Wasteful. Arrogant.
What are some things that struck you?
|Honest Abe |
missing dorf and enjoy tags
|Caminante Nocturno |
The guy at -3:06 giving a panicky, completely unwarranted defense of his gay feelings is golden.
I should get one of those bumper stickers
|Olaf the Unspeakable |
-1 for trying to sound like Solid Snake, +1 for Mr. Officially Not Gay
Loses steam at the end, but not before drawing pints of blood from the chickenshit assholes.
quote-regurgitation is the first sign of mental retardation
|Binro the Heretic |
What most people don't know is these pricks aren't being hypocritical...at least by their own logic.
What you need to understand about Republicans and conservatives in general is they believe human beings should be divided into social castes, like an insect colony. They believe their caste is the one that should be at the top, running the government & the economy. The worker caste, i.e. middle-class Americans, should work hard, pay their taxes and keep their mouths shut. The soldier caste, i.e. the numerous poor, should die willingly to protect the upper caste and maybe the worker caste, provided it doesn't leave the upper caste vulnerable.
If you don't believe me, just talk to one some time. It will become evident pretty quickly that they believe some people are "more equal" than others.
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