Worst pet ever.
Pick up a 50-lb. bag of rock salt at the store, honey!
It's Gary! Meow!
Suddenly I'm hungry for escorgot!
|Caminante Nocturno |
I hope you realize that it won't recognize or return any affection you show to it.
|Zhou Fang |
|Angel Carver |
+5 for being a giant effin' snail.
Needs to die.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
What this doesn't show is how the next day the snail grows to the size of an RV and slowly digest the cameraperson.
That's $50,000 worth of French food right there.
Imagine constantly wiping up after that lump of twtching discharge.
I don't care what any of you people say. The giant snail is awesome. One day he will be a powerful lobbyist for the lumber industry, and then we'll see how's laughing.
|Atomic Powered Jack-O-Lantern |
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
can't wait until someone accidentally steps on it. 'oops, awe man. OH GOD JESUS WHAT THE FUCK'
+5 for shelled abomination.
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker |
Five bucks said this pet is part of a fetish thing.
That's probably the seventh cutest invertebrate I've ever seen (cuttlefish definitely being in the top three).
I have to wonder why it has a shell, when the better part of its body is outside it.
Ah, well. Giant snail ftw.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I hate you, Nature. Next time I see something like this, I'm gonna kick you with my ENERGY LEGS.
Flashbacks from the fissure insect scene from King Kong.
At first I thought that was a finger, and I didn't think it was so huge. Then I realized it's an arm.
Huge radula all scraping the skin off your body, sloooooowly working its way to your face
I admit to feeling a certain kinship with the gastropods.
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