Not to you.

I'm white. Can I just get a mule?

All the reparations money was spent on welfare checks and government cheese. Sorry.

I'm not black, but I am a minority. I support reparations on the grounds that it will open the floodgates to other groups demanding free money, and sooner or later every non-white person will find a check in their mailbox without having to do anything. Dear government: Someone in my family was oppressed at some point. Buy me an iPhone.

Seriously, though, what was their response?

I don't really feel the need to say anything. Get a job, go to college, and stop whining.

Do we give reparations for the treatment the Irish and Italian immigrants received too?

What would the backlash have been if someone had actually answered this douchebag?

Obama clearly won the debate.

Edwards comes off as an ambulance chasing shyster... how can anyone vote for this slimeball?

Kucinich is hilarious. He's a proud dingbat that gives Republicans hope.

Hillary doesn't stand out. She lost this one.

When will there be a cull? Narrow the field already.

Edwards says no straight out, Obama changes the subject (but essentially says no), Kucinuch says yes because he's never met a dumb idea he didn't like.

No answers bad enough to make it really fun, though.

Hmm. Reparations for none, tiny plastic American flags for all!

An excellent example of how the youtube debate was edited to meet exacting standards. The reparations guy and the gun control guy were both chosen to make their specific causes look as fucking retarded as possible - this can not have been the ONLY person to ask this question, but he was the one they picked because FUCK IT MAN REPARATIONS HAHAAHAHAHA WHATEVER.