StanleyPain It's like every LOTR fag's dream come to shuddering life then colliding with every amateur musical theater fag's dream to create an implosion of sad. Pretty sure Tolkien would have gotten out of his seat and cold-cocked this guy.
ztc When he gets worked up he starts sounding like Mr Rigsby. Five stars for putting so much effort into being painfully embarrassing.
zatojones I hate you, musical theater. Always have.
Xenocide Let's just overextend this franchise to hell and back, and while we're at it, let's have someone who has no concept of a melody write the songs!
I'm convinced this play was the product of a real life "Producers" scheme.
OxygenThief Filthy hobbitses and their jazz handses!
thebaronsdoctor I saw this the night it opened. This is actually pretty tame compared to the stilt Wraiths and pogo-orks
Jimmy Labatt Yeah I saw it too (fuck y'all it was a gift from mom).
Trust me, BD speaks the truth; that 'Lothlorien' number made me want to projectile vomit off the balcony (although the Balrog was surprisingly well done for a stage production).
Jimmy Labatt The funny part was, the English company responsible for this mess used Toronto as a 'testing ground'.
When it was universally panned over here they were all like 'Hrummph! Canadians don't know good theatre
blahblahcoloniesblahblah etc.' so they brought it back to England, where critics of course ripped it a new Hobbit Hole.
kingarthur This sums up everything I hate about ren-fair people and drama students. EVRYTHING
voodoo_pork Umm... your username is "kingarthur". Or should I call you Nerdus Virginus Maximus?
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