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Desc:The film is broken down and the homosexual subtext explained
Category:Classic Movies
Tags:Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Quentin Tarantino, queer-ass fucking movie
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Rodents of Unusual Size
When my uncle disowned me, he said I was weak and should have joined the military. I cited this film as a reason his plan wouldn't have worked. I think my exact quote was "watch Top Gun! Military guys fucking each other go together like push ups and sweat"
Can I disown you too?

PS: This did NOT need someone's obnoxious little text inserts to make sure everyone gets it.

Rodents of Unusual Size
You already disowned me like six times. You're disown happy.

Jimmy Labatt
Finally the out-of-nowhere volleyball scene is explained. Loses a point for Tarantino pretending to be an actual actor
Angel Carver
As a gay man, I enjoyed this clip.
Yes, of course you did, with all those naked muscular dudes sweating and hugging each other and whatnot...

I've never even seen "Top Gun" and I knew it was gay as hell.

The title is "Top Gun", for Christ's sake. It sounds like some kind of superhero queer butt-fuck tournament.

Don LaFontaine voice: "Two dicks enter, one dick leaves. Rated R."
Queer theory in a nutshell: "Everything's secretly gay!!!! :D"
Yeah, that's pretty much the entire gay agenda right there.

The movie was about cool fighter jets. The end.
You gay people can try to ruin everything good and pure in the world by making it gay but nothing you can do will ever make Top Gun anything but pure balls to the wall heterosexual rock and roll fun.
Balls to the wall sounds pretty gay to me.

Yeah, is that like "balls deep"? Same thing, right?

-2 for Tarantino and annoying captions

This could be done a lot better.
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