When my uncle disowned me, he said I was weak and should have joined the military. I cited this film as a reason his plan wouldn't have worked. I think my exact quote was "watch Top Gun! Military guys fucking each other go together like push ups and sweat"

Finally the out-of-nowhere volleyball scene is explained. Loses a point for Tarantino pretending to be an actual actor

As a gay man, I enjoyed this clip.

I've never even seen "Top Gun" and I knew it was gay as hell.

The title is "Top Gun", for Christ's sake. It sounds like some kind of superhero queer butt-fuck tournament.

Don LaFontaine voice: "Two dicks enter, one dick leaves. Rated R."

I WANT SOME BUTTS!

Queer theory in a nutshell: "Everything's secretly gay!!!! :D"

The movie was about cool fighter jets. The end.

You gay people can try to ruin everything good and pure in the world by making it gay but nothing you can do will ever make Top Gun anything but pure balls to the wall heterosexual rock and roll fun.

-2 for Tarantino and annoying captions

This could be done a lot better.