i think i've just seen the face of god. greatest. clip. ever.
The most amazing part is that this is intended to be played totally straight.
And it's a freaking cover of a Phil Collins song. This is utterly wonderful. Weren't those guns and helmets and stuff lasertag ripoffs?
Actually, Photon came first. Lazer Tag just had better marketing.
This really is one of the greatest clips ever. 5 stars forever.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Man, when your budget is getting its ass kicked by Far Out Space Nuts...
|Michael Houser |
"Hoisted on his own petard, Bhoaw!!! Bhoaw!!!"
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This clip is so 80's my jeans turned acid wash and my hair poofed out to the size of a glam rocker.
"HHUH WHOA UH WHOA? HUH? WHAAAAAAOOOOH?! HUH? UHHHH? AAAAH!"
I'm glad I didn't see this when I was younger. I would have become problematically obsessed with it, I can tell.
Who is this Mandor and how did he gain access to David Bowie's costume closet?
Rooting through David Bowie's trash, that's how.
|Jeff Fries |
Bobby, stop leaving your action figures in the kitty litter
|Jimmy Labatt |
This is awesome
I think Bhodi needs a helmet that's a size or two smaller
|Ow Switch |
This is the next Final Fantasy, isn't it?
I want alllll of this.
|Killer Joe |
That orb? It's Jesus, you know.
|Dr. Lobotomy |
The guy with the green helmet looks like a human-sized Lego guy.
It's a COVER of Phil Collins song! How can there be so much evil in the world.
Also, the plot is essentially the same as the game Okami...
I used to play Photon every damn weekend when I was a kid. It was really cool and a lot of fun except for the dumbshit beardo losers who took it all serious and roleplayed their characters and all that stupid crap.
I hated the show, though. Even back then I knew it was shit, as did pretty much everyone I knew that also liked playing Photon.
The girl's name is Fibula?
This is amazing. Stuff like this just never gets made anymore.
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT DEAR GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
I'll never complain about the special effects in Captain Power ever again.
To think that the USA kicked Japan's ass at it's own game with this... EVERYTHING I KNEW IS WRONG!
Once again, we learn ninja>cyborg.
That ninja chick was hot.
Of course it's working... Photon IS light... uh, I mean life!
WHEN I WAS
(With a guest appearance from... Strongbad?!)
Oh, 80s, when will you ever learn?
I cannot praise this highly enough.
|UGLY PERSON |
I think Mandor is the enzyte guy
I've got to do some calcs on my computer!
"The light shines!"
This is almost as unintentionally genius as Garbage Day.
Blue Screen: The Series
My kingdom for a .torrent of this.
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