see now i was thinking there was no way anything could get any edgier than naming yourself "x" but goddamn you had to go and prove me wrong didn't you

No, no, wait! This man is a true patriot who would gladly see his favorite movie destroyed to in order to save the lives of those who died in 9/11. Possibly with some sort of giant shotgun that homes in on planes with DVDs.

Man, I am so happy that registrations are open again.

You are a joyless human being

I suggest therapy. Or suicide. Either works

Aaah, shut up.

I don't even like the movie all that much, but still,

shut up.

Punk.

This movie is a classic. You're just boring.

Let's see...No. 1 felt the need to draw attention to the uniqueness of his own name; No. 2 told a joke that might generate a sympathy chuckle from someone who's never had the heart to tell him that he's not funny; No. 3 appears to take privileged pride in joining a website--a WEBSITE--before other people; No. 4 has probably attempted his own suggestions at one point--and failed miserably each time; No. 5 didn't really like the movie all that much, but still gave the clip five stars; and No. 6 is just...whatever.
I still stand by every word.

And number zero felt the need to defend a joke that would've been too lame for Family Guy in the most verbose way possible.

NO IT IS YOU WHO NEEDS TO DO THE SUICIDE

Can I fuck you in your ear?

FARTS

And number zero felt the need to defend--in the most verbose way possible--a joke that would've been too lame for Family Guy.

Oh boy, I hope Frank Rizzo shows up too.

I WISH AL KIEDUH WOULD FLY A PLANE INTON MOVIE!!!!

I love this movie and this scene.

ahh, parlez vouz troll?

Run along, peewee. Baby gets nothing.

Nice save.