I'll forgo the standard REMEMBER WHEN MTV PLAYED VIDEOS rant and just point out that, as always, I blame the baby boomers.
Were I the parent, I would HAPPILY agree to the child's assessment.
"The party is OFF? You don't want the car anymore? Cool. Let's spend the party-day clearing out the basement, and I'll sell the car (or return it to the dealer) and put the money in the bank in hopes that maybe someday your retarded ass will be able to get into a college."
Boy, I sure do feel intelligent and sensible without having to perform any act of actual self-improvement. And my hatred of people with more money than me is finally justified, too. Thanks a lot, MTV, for making me a better person by lowering my standards!
|Operation Cornflakes |
With any luck she'll wrap it around a tree, taking her "OMG SPOILED PRINCEZZ" life with it.
|Hugo Gorilla |
This can't be real. Even a fifteen year old is self-conscious enough to know not to throw a tantrum in front of the cameras, family, friends, and the friends' parents because they got their brand new car on the "wrong day," right? There just can't be anyone this spoiled or made to look this bad no matter how much selective editing you do.
|Mad zombie hunter |
Wow. The things some kids can get away with.
If I'd reacted like that to any birthday gift, or spoken to my Dad like that, I'd have been unconscious before I even started. And he was a liberal, home schooling hippie who would take us out for ice cream at 23:00 if we asked nicely.
Things like this make me feel like there's this whole alternate reality of childhood that I missed out on and makes me want to give my Dad a giant hug and buy him a ridiculously huge and fancy bouquet of flowers with a giant "THANK YOU" note.
You people keep putting 'why the terrorists hate us' tags on stuff like this. 'the terrorists' have bratty kids (at least the boys) with tons of $$$ who may have reacted similarly. It would just be in dubai or something. I don't think the terrorists are opposed to acting like rich assholes.
"First against the wall" would be a better term
What the fuck are you talking about?!? EVERYONE knows that Terrorist children go up in a giant explosion for their 16th birthday.
Geez, some people are really uninformed about foreign cultures.
Man I have to give mad properties to Dubai - they're the ultimate anti-jihad, pro-capitalist scratch of sand in the godforsaken middle east. Allah might give you virgins, but he can't give you hos.
Everybody hurts sometimes.
Urge to kill... rising!
"Little girl, if you don't want that Lexus I'll just send it to Africa, where there are children who really need it and could survive on it for a month!"
|Caminante Nocturno |
This kid's going to get date-raped in college, provided it hasn't happened already, and odds are she's going to brag about it.
Clearly she was over-reacting for the show.
I think the real scrumtrulescence of this clip is that this is how she decided she was supposed to act for the show.
I first saw this clip on 'The Soup'. Soup is the only way to consume reality and daytime talk shows IMO.
She's even less articulate and comprehensible than the "My Baby" girl. I'm glad her mom was there to translate, otherwise I'd have had to demand subtitles.
"I hidden wan the parno, muhmomsa iidy it! AHUUHHHH"
I have a terrible, undying crush on the "my baby" girl. :(
A fucking tiara.
I hope she gets sent to iraq.
I hope her parents play this clip for her once a month for the next 20 years.
I hope she dies alone, bloated with some horrible disease.
Fucking spoiled rich cunt.
I for one hope she finds happiness.
I hope this cunt is forced to ride a taxi or a bicycle for the rest of her life.
|Calamity Jon |
Sadly, one of the things I learned from the Seven-Up series of documentaries is that the privileged kids continue to grow up thinking and behaving in aggravatingly priviligeged ways.
So, expect her to be perfectly comfortable with her behavior on this tape for the rest of her life ...
OHHHH. I though "Lexus Hissyfit" was her name. You know, heiress of the Hissyfit cardboard fortune.
She. Must. Die.
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