obligatory "furry quest!" joke
I give it a few weeks TOPS before the hacks and mods start to let you fuck each other.
|Mike Tyson?! |
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The sound track was clearly thrown together from random loops in Garage Band, too. Obviously their marketing team doesn't have a lot of money.
+4 stars for surprising me with, realistically proportioned, non-anthropomorphic wolves.
I really can't justify knocking this game too much... at least they are trying something different...especially given that its aimed at kids.
Honestly, if this game had a massive graphics overhaul and some realistic gore...I think it might even be fun.
That said...they need to design an entire game around the urinating mechanic. Imagine the possibilities.
You're fuckin A it's aimed at the kids. YIFFING DOES NOT PROPAGATE THE FURRY GENOME. (memome?) Hence: recruitment is survival. As that little blank slate of a kid howls, he's a-forming himself a little perverted identity, as Baby Jesus cries a little and the Terrists win a little.
Apparently it's being made by some zoo in Minnesota...
Mom, what's it mean when my packmate wants to yiff me!?
|Hugo Gorilla |
It has to be better than Ultima Online at this point.
Aww, that' pretty cute.
|Rhubarb Syndrome |
Blessed Luna! Now they can make the whole Wolf movie with Machinima.
I SMELL ELK!
I have to admit, any game where you can watch an elk kick a wolf in the face has to be amusing.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm sorry, but this game will only be available in Minnesota, Arizona, and Pennsylvania. These are known as the Wolf States, and they refuse to share their wolfy ways and secrets with any other states.
This actually looks kind of fun. And I like the idea of a MMORPG that you can't possibly devote your entire life to.
Does it have eagles or other sorts of sneaky birds?
Yeah, but what's the drop rate on elk meat? How many do you have to kill to actually get a hunk?
I smell ELLKK!1
I'm so, so, so happy that kid didn't mimic the third wolf action.
The game is out now: http://www.wolfquest.org/
Does anyone remember T. Rex for the Able IIc - That game where you play a big dinosaur that goes around eating everything that won't kill it? Why don't they remake that into a 3-D edutainment game?
I own this!
CHOOSE BETWEEN THE BRAVE FIGHTER WOLF, THE CUNNING WIZARD WOLF, OR THE SNEAKY THIEF WOLF
YOUR DECISION COULD AFFECT THE HISTORY OF WOLFATOPIA
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