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Comment count is 19
Innocent Bystander - 2007-08-16

Hell's yeah! I barely remember this movie existed until now!

All the CGI in the world can never achieve the strangely unnerving quality of stop-motion animation.


Endoris - 2007-08-16

All right. 20 seconds before the end, I heard a scream I recognized, and sure enough, it's the scream from Nine Inch Nails' "The Becoming." What I think is especially funny is the song starts "I beat my machine." Har har!


zatojones - 2007-08-16

Who would have thought that sitting in bleachers a few hundred yards from gigantic battling robots would be so dangerous?


TeenerTot - 2007-08-16

Amazing.


mouser - 2007-08-16

I actually BOUGHT that on VHS (at a severe discount rate!) from my local video club. Worse yet, I have the french dubbing of it. This movie is SOOO bad, cheap and ridiculous, it's quite hilarious. Go have a ball and rent it NOW.

You will never catch Tex Conway alive. Period.


1394 - 2007-08-16

This movie is amazing, good scene.


Xiphias - 2007-08-16

I fucking loved this movie as a kid. I'd lumber around saying "clear the gantry gantry gantry HARD TO KEEP SECRETS IN THIS BUSINESS TOO MANY DAYYUM SPIES!" Eventually they put me on medication.

I love this movie. I love it so much I am offended people are calling it cheap or bad.


Camonk - 2007-08-16

I like how the charred teddy bear is a more potent symbol of his failure than the mangled human corpses. Good job saving those guys from the fist, captain!


StanleyPain - 2007-08-17

This is pretty much the pinnacle of the whole 1980s Charles Band/Albert Band series of fantastically awful sci-fi movies. There was a semi-sequel made later called "Crash and Burn" which was set in the same universe, sorta-ish. Not that anyone really cared.


vecctor - 2007-08-17

Obligatory five stars. I rented this movie on a weekly basis as a kid. They finally put out a DVD not too long ago.

Awesome giant robot combat, and stop-motion to boot. This and the ED-209 fight from Robocop are where it's at.

Also: random Jeffrey Combs appearance as the one of the two betting guys.


Caminante Nocturno - 2007-08-29

This was loosely based off of the 1955 Le Mans disaster.


Pie Boy - 2007-09-09

Pretty terrible place to put your bleachers. I mean, come on.


theFlu - 2007-10-10

a futuristic nascar death scene


FABIO2 - 2007-10-13

Fact: there has never been a single non-horrible plot or piece of fiction utilizing mechs.

Also, good job causing MORE damage than if the flying fist had just hit it, hero.


Chalkdust - 2011-04-11

counterfact: Patlabor 2


ashtar. - 2007-11-12

The whole thing is available (while supplies last) in chunks on youtube, I just watched it. My mom would never rent this for me as a child, all my nerdy friends went on and on about how awesome this was, but I was excluded.
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW MOM? (me, I am laughing)

As a side note, I like how they kept with the whole ancient greek theme in making the love interest a twelve year old boy.


Big Muddy - 2008-04-14

Oh, that's funny. I never thought of that since I was trying to figure out what the fuck Althea Tibbs was doing in this movie!

Woman of slight build.


retrocious - 2008-11-24

This movie was completely wasted by me not watching it when I was eleven


Charles - 2009-03-30

Crash and burn, Achilles. Crash and burn. It's too bad about all those mildly attractive muslim ladies, though.


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