|Jeff Fries - 2007-08-08 |
Look me in the glow eyes while I rape you
|Jimmyfranks - 2007-08-08 |
BOGLINS. That's a pretty great name. The kid under the bed bears an uncanny resemblance to his hand puppet.
|manfred - 2007-08-08 |
|13.5 - 2007-08-08 |
An attempt to research these things via urban dictionary introduced me to the verb "to bogle": "the act of making love, specifically to make love in the "doggy" style position whilst giving firm slaps on the hind area."
|zatojones - 2007-08-08 |
I forgot about these stupid things but instantly recognized this commercial.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-08-08 |
There was something about 80's toys that made dogs love tearing them apart.
|revdrew - 2007-08-08 |
These were pretty bad ass. It took real skill to master moving the eyes well while making it talk.
|Maxville - 2007-08-08 |
Oh christ, I had one of those. Chances are I would have never remembered that if not for this post.
|Crucifried - 2007-08-08 |
That girl was playing with a shoe.
|Xiphias - 2007-08-08 |
I really wanted one as a kid but we were too poor.
Also, I love the white kid terrorizing the fat ethnic lady.
|Mother Lumper - 2007-08-08 |
I still want one to terrorize my cat.
|ebola - 2007-08-08 |
Man I had one of those, maybe a few. Your pyrenees ate it? Mine is so lazy she barely eats food.
|Xenocide - 2007-08-08 |
Another fine entry in the genre of toys that are advertised as being capable of scaring or grossing out everyone you know. See also: creepy crawlers, monster in my pocket, garbage pail kids, countless others.
They are distinguished by the fact that none of them actually work; at most you'll get an obviously fake pity scream from mom. But they were still fun.
|Leviathant - 2007-08-08 |
The big boglins were pretty cool, The little boglins sucked. They were a great low-budget foam rubber horror puppet thing, reminded me of behind-the-scenes f/x shows at the time. The paint eventually wore off, then it got a hole in it's elbow joint, and I think I eventually threw it out. The toys were cool, but the commercial was definitely stupid.
They definitely remind be of Belial(?) from Basket Case.
|Old_Zircon - 2007-08-09 |
I had a couple of the miniature ones and one big one. A few years ago I was visiting my family and discovered them in the basement. The foam latex doesn't age well.
they combined into a single metaboglin
|thebaronsdoctor - 2007-08-31 |
I, oddly enough, had two copies of the Boglin they used as a spokesman. My two uncles used to perform puppet shows with them.
Gay uncles, right?
|Spastic Avenger - 2008-03-14 |
That age when girls are things to be scared away with latex instead of penetrated with it.
|Chalkdust - 2009-05-07 |
These things smelled horrible.
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