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Desc:Jesus lives in space and is going to wreck us all to bits with asteroids.
Category:Religious, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:God, Jesus, Watchtower, conducting the apocalypse Fantasia-style
Submitted:TypicalEllisProtagonist
Date:08/17/07
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Comment count is 27
takewithfood - 2007-08-17
This has to be the same animation studio that did the Mighty Hercules. I can totally picture Jesus rescuing Helena from a hydra and carrying Daedalus off by the scruff of his neck. OLYMPIAAAA!
Princess v2.1 - 2007-08-17
I love how JEBUS comes back to destroy those who don't follow ______
Michael Houser - 2007-08-17
Jesus -- the anti-Superman. We need a benevolent Lex Luthor to stop him!!!
Actually, I have this video on VHS, and though it's hard to tell here, it's actually about how much Jehovah's Witnesses suck ass. The animation is meant to be a parody, and the whole thing was made by Christians, that other bullshit sect. Which is not to say that it's not fucking hilarious.
I can't remember which side the old dude they interview at the race-tracks is on, but the fact that he can only be caught for Q&A AT THE HORSE RACES is awesome.
Aelric - 2007-08-17
christen or witness, the masturbatory destruction cartoon towards the end is exactly why religion is poison. fuckers preach love but can't wait to see that shit happen. goddamn it, now i made myself pissed instead of entertained!

FeilecanOiche - 2007-08-17
It's a parody, but the art style is spot-on. It's like watching the Watchtower. The scene at the very end with the Witness heads in Heaven is a direct rip from one of their books.


NeitherHerenorThere - 2007-08-17
The best part is the GREAT SHINY GRIN on his face after destroying billions of people.
Meerkat - 2007-08-17
This gives me just the greatest bestest idea. "LEFT BEHIND: a dystopian vision of our animated future by Ralph Bakshi"
Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-08-17
so if there are more than 144,000 jehovah's witnesses, some are gonna get the shaft, huh
dead_cat - 2007-08-17
Well yeah, but it isn't god's fault they're total posers.

crote - 2007-08-17
These dudes, Christian Scientists, Mormons, an assload of crazy Utopians... I get the impression that nineteenth century America was basically a parade of non-stop wacky religious fun. Sign me up.
kingarthur - 2007-08-17
I once had to teach a sex-ed class to a room full of 5th grade children which included two Jehovah's Witness kids. Needless to say, the next day I was lucky the FBI didn't cart me off for all the insane shit their mother and grandmother accused me of.
Urburos - 2007-08-17
That's why they require permission slips now.

--Also: TAKE THAT, everyone who ever lived! (Children should be forced to watch this repeatedly. It must be good if it's about the invisible mangel.)

Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2009-11-13
A JW I knew used to tell me that there were two kinds of Witnesses, the dedicated and the medicated. I'm not saying it's the right choice to make but some of the J-dubs I knew are pretty cool people, and like any belief system you'll get hardline fundies that screw it up for the more mentally balanced among them.

Meatsack Jones - 2007-08-17
-00:18 Jebus kills little kids at church and then face plants their corpse in mommy's crotch. What a kidder!
fluffy - 2007-08-17
So where does Anakin Skywalker come into the picture?
ihounokyaku - 2007-08-18
Jesus is kind of a dick.
Caminante Nocturno - 2007-08-18
The people at -0:34 are creepy.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-08-18
I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY PLANET NOW BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
Jeriko-1 - 2007-08-18
That looked like he was doing a Kefka at the end.
sloth love crunk - 2007-08-18
Jesus looks like Charles Bronson.
Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2009-11-13
That's because Jesus IS Charles Bronson

Lothar - 2007-09-05
The VW falling in the water after the bridge crumbles apart is my favorite part. Anyone who drives a bug deserves to die.
LetsFistAgain - 2007-11-10
Before going to heaven Jesus rescurrected in several bodies all of wich bore an uncanny resemblance to Paul Kersey.

Also, a hundred years of worldwide Ostracism just to prove that Jesus died on a regular stick? Great Job JW, really.
oogaBooga - 2008-07-01
A SUPER angel.
vagina_warrior - 2009-04-04
This is absurd. J-dubs aren't allowed to watch TV.
La Loco - 2009-04-05
I've been in houses where PG movies were contraband.
pathetique - 2012-09-13
that cut from dead child to buddy christ is just master creeps.
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