This has to be the same animation studio that did the Mighty Hercules. I can totally picture Jesus rescuing Helena from a hydra and carrying Daedalus off by the scruff of his neck. OLYMPIAAAA!
|Princess v2.1 |
I love how JEBUS comes back to destroy those who don't follow ______
|Michael Houser |
Jesus -- the anti-Superman. We need a benevolent Lex Luthor to stop him!!!
Actually, I have this video on VHS, and though it's hard to tell here, it's actually about how much Jehovah's Witnesses suck ass. The animation is meant to be a parody, and the whole thing was made by Christians, that other bullshit sect. Which is not to say that it's not fucking hilarious.
I can't remember which side the old dude they interview at the race-tracks is on, but the fact that he can only be caught for Q&A AT THE HORSE RACES is awesome.
The best part is the GREAT SHINY GRIN on his face after destroying billions of people.
This gives me just the greatest bestest idea. "LEFT BEHIND: a dystopian vision of our animated future by Ralph Bakshi"
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
so if there are more than 144,000 jehovah's witnesses, some are gonna get the shaft, huh
These dudes, Christian Scientists, Mormons, an assload of crazy Utopians... I get the impression that nineteenth century America was basically a parade of non-stop wacky religious fun. Sign me up.
I once had to teach a sex-ed class to a room full of 5th grade children which included two Jehovah's Witness kids. Needless to say, the next day I was lucky the FBI didn't cart me off for all the insane shit their mother and grandmother accused me of.
|Meatsack Jones |
-00:18 Jebus kills little kids at church and then face plants their corpse in mommy's crotch. What a kidder!
So where does Anakin Skywalker come into the picture?
Jesus is kind of a dick.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The people at -0:34 are creepy.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY PLANET NOW BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
That looked like he was doing a Kefka at the end.
|sloth love crunk |
Jesus looks like Charles Bronson.
The VW falling in the water after the bridge crumbles apart is my favorite part. Anyone who drives a bug deserves to die.
Before going to heaven Jesus rescurrected in several bodies all of wich bore an uncanny resemblance to Paul Kersey.
Also, a hundred years of worldwide Ostracism just to prove that Jesus died on a regular stick? Great Job JW, really.
A SUPER angel.
This is absurd. J-dubs aren't allowed to watch TV.
|La Loco |
I've been in houses where PG movies were contraband.
that cut from dead child to buddy christ is just master creeps.
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