what a pain in the ass.

I always keep a club in the plant!

PS- That's a tough bitch. Was that her eyeball?

did he melt her face for style points?

Most impractical murder weapons ever. He ignores an entire kitchen full of knives and goes with a half open oven instead.

Oh, well I guess that works if your wife's head is made of WAX.

I guess it wouldn't have had the same effect if her face had slowly turned a delicious golden brown color

I love how he just sighs and leans on the counter as if he were waiting for some muffins to finish baking.
And good God how did she not die after the first couple hits?
And how the hell did her feet fall off so easily?
And what was that look of borderline satisfaction on his face at the end?
And where can I find the full movie?

Kill you in teh face

I like how she runs to her bathroom to puke in the SINK.

I love the zoom-in on his face when he sees the oven.

this is a comedy, right?

A classic. Wax heads are so win.

WTF BATMAN!!!!!!?

BAAAAH BAAAH BAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA BE SICK! Stupid spoilt bitch.

I just looked this up and this is the plotline:

Lester Parsons has a lot of problems. First of all, he's addicted to gambling, but is absolutely terrible at it, leaving him with massive debts to his bookies. Second of all, he has an unnatural taste for human flesh. But luckily for Lester, he has discovered a way to solve both problems at once, by romancing wealthy widows, then slaughtering them for their money and meat. A problem arises, however, when a mysterious blackmailer aims to thwart him by slowly leaking incriminating information to the police. TOUCH OF DEATH (QUANDO ALICE RUPPE LO SPECCHIO) was directed by Lucio Fulci and is filled with the gore and black humor that made him a cult favorite.

I MUST WATCH THIS MOVIE!