fourthguy I remember reading somewhere about a guy who used a motorcycle helmet as his disguise, except he had his full name written on the back of it.
bizzaro Man, that news station rocks.
"reminded them of cornholio"
*shows picture of cornoholio*
Menudo con queso Wow, this is the first time I've ever considered wanting to move to Kentucky.
boba. first I thought the store manager was awesome. then they talked to the guy in jail. HOLY SHIT.
Xenocide NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STICKY SITUATION.
Bonus points because the guy lives up to the hype: he's a genuine idiot.
dueserpenti Does anyone else feel bad for the guy? I mean, if his IQ tops 70 I'm the king of Siam. It's hard to hold a guy responsible for his actions when his actions are transparently the product of a dysfunctional brain.
zatojones You are watching a man who has smoked a LOT of weed in his life try to lie himself out of a tight spot.
dementomstie He admits to being the Duct Tape Bandit.
"Look at me. Do I look like a Duct Tape Bandit baby? I'm not no Duct Tape Bandit."
Through the magic of double negatives he admits to the crime while claiming to be innocent.
He's a criminal genius!