fourthguy 
I remember reading somewhere about a guy who used a motorcycle helmet as his disguise, except he had his full name written on the back of it.
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bizzaro
Man, that news station rocks.
"reminded them of cornholio"
*shows picture of cornoholio*
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Menudo con queso
Wow, this is the first time I've ever considered wanting to move to Kentucky.
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boba.
first I thought the store manager was awesome. then they talked to the guy in jail. HOLY SHIT.
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Xenocide
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STICKY SITUATION.
Bonus points because the guy lives up to the hype: he's a genuine idiot.
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dueserpenti
Does anyone else feel bad for the guy? I mean, if his IQ tops 70 I'm the king of Siam. It's hard to hold a guy responsible for his actions when his actions are transparently the product of a dysfunctional brain.
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nubilus
lol cornholio
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kingarthur
Lime a below 61 IQ version of Bob Odenkirk's "Ask Manson". But gangsta
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Screwtape
The world's first blue-screen prison!
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Hooper_X
That is one dumb motherfucker.
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dancingshadow
That was an amazing interview.
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Mike Tyson?!
News story of the year.
Best editing.
Best use of cheap puns.
Best interviews.
Best use of Google image search for news story.
This one has it all!
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kthorjensen
A brown paper poke over his head.
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Xiphias
DO THE MATH
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Billy Buttsex
STICKY SITUATION LOL
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boner
Of COURSE he used duct tape. Plastic bags are a CHOKING HAZARD not to mention the environmental impact.
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vecctor
Someone beat me to it, but +1 star for referring to a bag as a poke.
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Urburos
Damn you, fourthguy. You screwed up what could have been a perfect score.
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Camonk
This is completely incredible. And wonderful. I love you, Duct Tape Bandit!
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petep
everyone interviewed for this story is beyond fucking awesome
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F3AR
genius
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8bitwintermute
GREATEST NATION ON EARTH
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dementomstie
He admits to being the Duct Tape Bandit.
"Look at me. Do I look like a Duct Tape Bandit baby? I'm not no Duct Tape Bandit."
Through the magic of double negatives he admits to the crime while claiming to be innocent.
He's a criminal genius!
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Lies, lies, LIES!
Everything about this is magical.
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