Does anyone else feel bad for the guy? I mean, if his IQ tops 70 I'm the king of Siam. It's hard to hold a guy responsible for his actions when his actions are transparently the product of a dysfunctional brain.
He admits to being the Duct Tape Bandit.
"Look at me. Do I look like a Duct Tape Bandit baby? I'm not no Duct Tape Bandit."
Through the magic of double negatives he admits to the crime while claiming to be innocent.
He's a criminal genius!