lol emo

...and I walked by some construction work-ers... hammering up on a roof. And the one with the hammer says "That kid is a paranoid lit-tle weirdo..." in

morse

code.

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw off the leather straps.

That was actually funny more than once.

There aren't enough funny voice gimmick comics anymore

I first heard emo on internet radio, and I think I liked him better when I could imagine what he looked like for myself.

assburgers is not funny.

I love you Emo Philips.