|Jeff Fries |
Good clip, needs more cliches.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Did you know that there are people in this world who will be legitimately surprised if you tell them that real-life CSI isn't anything like this? They may even deny it.
Computers are magic!
why is that gay crap on poe?
REBUILDING IT. CSI Miami is so fucking terrible.
By contrast CSI Las Vegas is actually fairly well written with interesting characters. I mean if you actually had to sit down and watch the CSI's one after the other. CSI Las Vegas is the way to go. Is what I'm trying to say.
Oops, didn't mean that as a reply. CSI Las Vegas is nowhere near as ridiculous, but I like CSI Miami because it's so absurd and terrible.
CSI New York is for "adults" who want more intrigue and dead-pan acting, and for people who can only see film shot through a blue filter.
CSI Las Vegas has gradually become more about the characters, and is a bit more for creepy nerdy people who need to live vicariously off Gill and Sarah's depressing relationship.
CSI Miami is for people who like car chases and explosions, who aren't bothered by the lunacy of lab technicians leading swat teams into druglord safehouses, and generally exists to distract you from how terrible the other two shows really are.
Poe TV is for people who like to mock all three shows without actually taking the time to watch them.
I know, I can't help it. I grew up on thriller\mystery shows, it's all my parents watch.
What the fuck? Wheres my montage set to lame house music? I don't want to see the guy do the WHOLE process, just a couple frames here and there, maybe two shots of him doing stuff in little windows that slide past each other, and I want the results in the form of a print out.
After you guys finish designing level 2, please tighten up those graphics a little bit.
|Princess v2.1 |
People believe this shit
Don't get my friend's police detective-dad started on CSI. Just don't get him started.
Thank god everybody's in the photo database!
This set is like Silk Stockings goes to the circus.
Big deal. Before their funding was cut, they had a computer program with a "tell me who did it" button. And that's the freeware edition. The full version also arrests, tries, convicts and executes him for you, and it all ran on Windows 3.1.
Pet peeve, bothers me when people assume the CSIs are supposed to be rigidly serious, realistic depictions of crime solving. Las Vegas has been nominated and won science fiction awards due to the portrayal of futuristic technology for christsakes. No one believes "CSI is really like this" besides idiots who also believe that you can really slow down time with proper combat training.
Also, Miami is pretty bad.
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