MOM STOP LOOKING A BIT LIKE ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY AARGH SPLURT
That kid looks dead inside when he masturbates.
Anyway, I saw this video in the hopper, and I have to say that the comments over on Youtube make this nearly six-star material. Here's the best exchange.
steve171274 (2 months ago)
my mom would finish me off!
steve171274 (2 months ago)
how do i take that back
ubit397 (2 months ago)
Oh.... there's no going back man.
I want to five-star that exchange.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Considering what this video is about, that is probably the scariest pre-load image I've ever seen on POETV.
Horrifying pre-load image and dead, doll eyes while masturbating.
Caught in the act...of being one of the legion of the Walking Dead!!
"I'm glad that you're doing this in the privacy of your own room"
Then hows about fucking KNOCKING next time.
jerking off to the ceiling
If you stare at a ceiling hard enough, the sheetrock will form patterns of sexual things.
Or you could make tit-shapes out of those glow-in-the-dark stars.
Put a sock on the knob next time you twat!
"It felt good, didn't it?"
Funny how mom never accidentally interrupts her twin daughters in these films.
|Princess v2.1 |
Hey Billy, need some help with that?
|Mother Lumper |
Kid was interpreting the sign on his door a little too literally there.
That's better than "Do you want it to turn black and fall off?!" but what do you say we skip the talk and you KNOCK FROM NOW ON, MA.
"Should I just pretend I was sleeping, or abruptly sit up and fumble with my pants?"
"I'm glad you're doing in this in the privacy of your own room and not outside the park restroom like your father does."
|Spike Jonez |
5 for "burpin the worm."
everything here is scary
There's a lesson to be learned here, kids: lock your goddamn door when you're in your room.
Jesus, if mom was that creepy, you'd never touch your junk after that.
How would you like to be directing that kid? "Okay, kid! Sell it!"
This is a music change and a filter away from the best horror movie ever.
I love how he just stares her down.
This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
Argh, worst pre-load image ever.
Jesus, kid. In the shower like a real man next time.
|Operation Cornflakes |
Well that was awkward. And frightening.
This film is an excellent case of the blind leading the blind
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Thank god my mother just said "Get ready for school!", and went to make my lunch. I didn't need for her tell me about how it felt good.
"It feels good, doesn't it, Johnny? Believe me, I know all about that, mostly because your father is a simpering nancy boy who only gets hard while watching football, and who hasn't touched me since the Kennedy assasination. I think he had a crush on JFK."
"We'll talk about it some more when you're older."
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"I'm glad you do it in the privacy of your own room, and not in the hole in the rowboat down by the lake like your special brother"
I didn't know robots masturbated.
|elm axo |
funny, thats the music i play when i feel like lying quite still under the covers and masturbating extremely serenely
Kid has got a lot to learn about faking napping when he's intruded upon.
Mom has a lot to learn about the proper times and places for soliloquies.
Nurse Ratchet has really mellowed out.
|Joey The Cobra |
The mother has the air of someone who's just killed and stuffed the rest of the family then arranged them around the kitchen table.
"Breakfast is getting cold Jimmy..."
It was at that point that Ricky decided to drop out of high school and smoke massive amounts of pot, and forever avoid eye contact with his mother.
i want hair like that kid
I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.
I will never touch myself again
Wait that's a lie
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