You've gotta wonder what the annoying cunts did to provoke this.
Who throws a skateboard? Seriously...
your wouldnt happen to be a squeely fat kid by chance?
Usually they use them as clubs and people die.
apparently the skate kid had shoved that stick into the (sorta) fat kid's bike spokes a few minutes earlier. The plot thickens....
Still, chubby kid crying = 5
|Princess v2.1 |
FAT KID CRYING
Even better in slow-mo:
That sound is some Silent Hill shit.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Yes and yes and yes. 5 stars more for the high-pitched AAAAAAAAAAAAAUH at the end. At first I thought it was a siren.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This video appears to be part of a heinous cyber-bullying plot!
Five for the preview image alone.
|Herr Matthias |
You realize you're rooting for the kids who probably listen to Good Charlotte
Not my fault children are growing up in a generation of piss poor sounds.
its the sunglasses, the high tops, the arrogance and the total fucking thoughtlessness the fattie exhibits that makes me give a thousand, thousand stars to skatey.
|Frank Rizzo |
it sounds like someone is saying "my dads retarded"
|Aubrey McFate |
Violence is not the answer.
Force my friends is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authority is derived. The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at it's worst. People who forget that always pay.
5 stars for "Oh shit" when he realizes the other kid is going to attack him with a fucking skateboard.
Five stars for the kid trying to get pity by pretending ha's a pussy.
Reguardless of the circumstances behind the video, Fatty has learned an important lesson about attacking an armed foe.
Hey… was that the Star Wars kid throwing his baton?
There's like a long version of this somewhere right? With dialogue? Post that. Stat.
Five stars! Everyone in this video is awful, and the fatty cries! Perfect!
-5 stars cuz it sucks to be him.
+10 stars for the high-pitched "Oh shit!" when he realizes his folly.
And that's how Gil Grissom stopped interacting with living people.
notes for a semiotic study of accident videos.
* 10-20 seconds is the perfect length. it almost demands that the viewer watch the clip again and again.
* the cameraman speaking is integral to drawing the viewer into the clip. the "oh crap" coda of this video is perfect.
* there must exist a rising tension that culminates in a point directly before the actual trauma. the kid in this video crying "oh shit" is a perfect example. like greek tragedy we need to see that there is some preventable fault that is responsiable for the trauma we witness. if the fat kid wouldn't have instigated the action then the video would not be tragic and pleasureable to view. the "dude it's not gonna work" from the banana fire video is another example of this rule.
|Fur is Murder |
A young Matthew Moulton confronts his tormentors.
Best comment from YouTube: "Hey! The fat guy lost a testicle" (making reference to the ball rolling away from him after he falls).
No, no. That's his dignity escaping.
seriously the pre-load image is AMAZING.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Videos are still available on YouTube.
I could have watched that kid cry and roll around on his stomach for minutes on end.
another day another fat kid beat down by skate punks:)
|magical man |
Fat kids getting hit by skateboards = 5 stars.
Skater kid giving fatty a look of disdain as he walks over to retrieve his skateboard= 5 stars.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I have a feeling that fattie started this whole mess. He seems like he can dish it out but not take it.
|Spastic Avenger |
LOVE THE CLIP HATE SKATERS
The noise that kid makes terrified my cats.
|Robin Kestrel |
The "stick" hits the skate rat like a freaking whip... looked like it hurt a hell of a lot more than getting hit on the ass with a skateboard.
j lzrd / swift idiot
He was hit in the back of his fat-insulated knee, if you look, he's only reaching for his ass because asking him to touch the back of his knees is like me asking you to kiss your elbow.
"Freaking whip," my ass; Skaterpunk of Justice takes all of 1.17sec. to get over being hit with what appears to be a piece of bent metal rod.
All of this makes me want to watch the fatty rollercoaster accident.
don't you mean squealy fat kid's skate park plan?
|HURF BLURF DUH |
After going all this time without commenting on this clip, I'd just like to say that it needs a "moans of the dying" tag.
|Shotgun Jackson |
This reminds me of my cousin.. You may know him a Squirtforce...
I initially felt bad for the kid, but after studying the vid, I see him get hit in the ankle, slowly bring himself to the ground, and grab his tailbone, completely ignoring the ankle! Even *I* would tell him "Quit faking, pussy!"
|Urkel Forever |
I've been lurking on this site for a long time. I keep coming back this video, and it never fails me.
I'm still not sure how I feel about this video.
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