Best Mr. Show sketch. Except possibly Pre-taped Call In Show.

The only Mr. Show sketch that falls completely flat (except for maybe that gawdawful "Fifth Wheel" skit from the first season).

Sketch comedy needs more Amadeus parodies.

It's the best one AND the nearly worst one? It's fucking quantum!!! Which will it become when I watch it? I'm scared!

Fucking awesome, especially while half-drunk. The mediocrity ghost topped it off. The totally over the top acting with some dignity and an overall sense of mocking is great.

Bob improvised those sounds then the composer made music out of them.

Any line in this sketch gets five stars, but let's pick "I fear the century will have stopped turning".

Would be a terrible sketch, but the ghost and tear ducts somehow make it brilliant.

Five stars for its spot on accurate portrayal of marching band music. BOOM BOOM DUN DUN DUN BOOM TSH

I hate marching bands so very much.