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Oh man all this time we're worrying about sharks, and dolphins using tools, and there are these fucking mollusks and they're destroying everything we hold dear right under our stupid noses.
10-foot long ones sliding along the beach, all inhaling sunbathers.
OH FUCK MAN I GOT THINGS LIKE THIS IN MY BACKYARD OH SHIT OH FUCK
There was nothing holy about that. Nothing holy whatsoever.
Cone snails sound a lot like human children.
When they're fully grown, they tempt drunken sailors to the shore with their song.
And for my next trick...
They may offer you fortune and fame.
It's eating her....and then it's gonna eat me.....OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !
The muttering children in the background add a new dimension to the horror.
-1 star for my newfound fear of the slugs in my garden.
With dawn came wondrous new vistas of the devastation.
It's like a Snail of Holding.