Knuckles - 2007-09-05 I have no idea what just happened. Why was Simon so nice? Why were the other judges voting her through? Is this the only time a judge has kisses a contestant on this show? They never do that on American Idol.
I'm so confused.
dead_cat - 2007-09-05 Because the truly semi-retarded are to be pitied.
anvill - 2007-09-05 Every star for the rape eyes after Simon says "I might have to take you home with me."
revdrew - 2007-09-06 I get the impression that they wanted him to be more of a bastard for American audiences.
Adramelech - 2007-09-06 On the Simon-Rape-Eyes Scale, this is about an 8.
Knuckles - 2007-09-06 Someone should make a video compilation of Simon rape eye-ing people. I would, but I don't have access to lots of American Idol/X Factor/etc clips or the willpower to sit through them all.