Patton Oswalt: Stella D'oro Breakfast Treats

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Comment count is 11

drcrypt

- 2007-09-12

Ever since I first saw this, I've been waiting for my girlfriend to really piss me off so I can tell her that her cunt smells like a baby's coffin.

boner

- 2007-09-12

Great audience reaction to that

Camonk

- 2007-09-12

+5 stars just for use of the word suppurating. At least five or six more for actually being really funny.

Hakujinjoe

- 2007-09-12

I remember this commercial. It's almost exactly as he says it. Although I kind of like those breakfast treats. They're kind of dry and sweet and shaped like a big S.

KnowFuture

- 2007-09-12

Pretty shitty as cookies go, too...they're like the kind of thing a person who's trying to quit eating sweets can keep for years on end (since they come from the store all bland, dry, and crumbly, I'd imagine they have a pretty good shelf life) in some remote, obscure part of the kitchen as emergency sugar.

coprolalia

- 2007-09-12

"David Fincher-esque" is a pretty concise way to convey the setting.

TeenerTot

- 2007-09-12

...and I have a new crush.

Xiphias

- 2007-09-12

a baby's coffin :D

IrishWhiskey

- 2012-11-22

I had a similar laugh at his later "Let me go fight crime and expose magicians, wielding a sword made of UNBAPTIZED BABIES!"

Pandatronic

- 2007-09-12

The day after I watched this video I rang up a box of Stella D'oro biscotti at work and had uncontrollable giggles for the rest of my shift.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2007-09-30

There was probably trumpet and tuba music playing through most of that commercial.

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