Fuck yes, my first and favorite Patton Oswalt routine.
Served in a punch bowl with 18 pounds of ranch dressing, pork-stuffed, deep-fried croutons, and what the hell a couple of corndogs.
-1 for the weird morons in the audience.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
Suck a cock on the Golden Gate Bridge!
|Caminante Nocturno |
Oh God, not the Gravy Pipe.
|Corman's Inferno |
Lost Maze of He-Man Steak Slab!
DOORS ARE LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE, FAGGOT!!!
^ am retarded, apparently
Served with a deep-fried PUMPKIN
Been trying to find the actual Stella D'Oro Breakfast Treats ad he does a bit about, because I remember seeing it a few times as a kid and I remember it being every bit as disturbing as he makes it out to be.
Funny you should mention that, because I submitted the bit about Stella D'oro treats to the hopper last night (I tried to find the commercial too but failed). I'm pretty certain Merzbau came to find and submit this clip by way of my hopper submission, too. Vote checking is fun and infotaining!
A great food service related bit without KRRRRAZZYYY NOISES and making fun of minimum wage earners???
I can certainly see why this isn't on MTV.
|Operation Cornflakes |
Life would be complete if someone could track down the bit he does about the Apocalypse.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
I know he's from Virginia, but still, he does the stereotypical Southern voice way too well. It's eerie(ly amazing).
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