|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-09-14 |
This movie ends with a Casablanca reference, as if to spite you for having watched it.
And was there really any need to bash that poor butler in the face?
|jihadbaby - 2007-09-14 |
Lots and lots of cocaine had to be consumed before someone somewhere thought this might be a good movie to produce and invest in...
That, and having a lot of dino-critter animatronics left over from that stupid TV series.
Really, I cannot explain just how bad this movie is, you'd have to see it to understand.
|Xiphias - 2007-09-14 |
No one ever makes movies like this anymore!
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-09-14 |
I...I have heard of this. But I thought it was a Barney type thing from the cover. I thought "Oh Whoopi's doing another kids film, yawn". This is better than I dreamed.
|Adramelech - 2007-09-14 |
I'm pretty sure this is part of a vast reptilian conspiracy.
|SharoKham - 2007-09-14 |
33 MILLION DOLLARS. THIS COST 33 MILLION DOLLARS AMERICAN. imdb says it was so bad that Whoopi tried to leave during the production and the studio eventually relegated it to "straight to video." I like how you wouldn't know it's the future unless the narrator said something. Jurassic Park + Robocop + Howard the Duck = holy shit
At the time it was the world's most expensive direct-to-video flick. It might still be, I'm not sure.
|snothouse - 2007-09-14 |
He knocked stuff over with his tail!
And then that lady thought that guy slapped her bottom! I mean that's just fresh and original writing, no?
|dead_cat - 2007-09-14 |
I've seen this, and what's even weirder, as I was driving home from work today, I suddenly had theoverwhelming urge to see if there were any trailers for it online. IT'S REALLY THAT BAD, AND THEN SOME.
|garcet71283 - 2007-09-14 |
I love how its "and introducing TEDDY!" as if they expected a franchise of some sort out of it.
|Camonk - 2007-09-14 |
I guarantee you this is worse than you think it is. I guess unless you've seen it, but even then your memories have probably warped.
This movie was just on TV. I watched it not one hour ago, and I still don't know what the fuck.
|Jeff Fries - 2007-09-15 |
|Bebido - 2007-09-15 |
"Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur." Oh 90s, you regale us with your beauty.
|Stopheles - 2007-09-15 |
Starring the monologuist who brought you "Surfer Girl"!!!
|Aubrey McFate - 2007-09-15 |
You know those trailers they sometimes show on sitcoms and variety shows that are over-the-top parodies of bad movie concepts?
|klingerbgoode - 2007-11-04 |
you're in luck! according to IMDB, writer/director Jonathan R. Betuel never worked in Tinsel Town again.
I'm kinda disappointed!
|BA - 2007-12-17 |
They have not made a movie out of the Roosevelt biography >:(
|Calamity Jon - 2007-12-21 |
Guys? Guys. Guys!
Everybody? Walk the dinosaur.
|EnormousCodpiece - 2008-01-25 |
This was HORRIBLE for me to watch. I saw the title and immediately thought of Martin Scorsese's new film "The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt" because the book that it's based on has a sequel called "Theodore Rex." But if Edmund Morris used this film as inspiration, I'm quitting while I'm ahead.
Am I ahead?
|Teased Vagina - 2008-12-05 |
"Your mind shut down and your glans has taken over"?
|phydeaux - 2009-06-07 |
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