That's five stars worth of awesome, easily.

This needs Double Dare music.

Why didn't I think of this?

I mean, aside from my job and stuff.

I plan on having one of these myself, one day.

Sasuke: Squirrel Edition.

Hooo leee shiiit

A Baby Ruth. Excellent selection.

True evil would be if some kid shot it with a BB gun when it reached the end.

Excellent. Most Excellent.

Squirrels are acrobatic geniuses.

A five-star video would have swinging pendulum blades and a spiked pit. The squirrel may or may not have a whip.

This is why there will never be any such thing as a squirrel-proof bird feeder. They don't care about the food as much as the challenge of getting it.