I'm not really sure how I feel about this. I wish "shock and awe" wasn't ruined as a phrase, because that's why I'm giving it 5 stars.
The Youtube comments explain the video:
"iam indian and i will explain this to you, indians are fuked up "
wow, is that thing defanged or something because it struck that baby a bunch?
|Dr. Lobotomy |
The first step in selecting Indian super-soldier candidates?
|Colonel Cowlung |
Put some pants on that kid!
With everything going on in this clip, *that* is what you choose to be appalled by?
It's not super uncommon for new parents to think, "Well, anything I put on my child's nether regions will be soaked in excrement in a matter of hours, so why bother?" Slightly less common is, "Here kid, have a cobra!"
Well that certainly beats the hell out of a Teletubby plush doll.
Oh wow that is the weirdest thing ever.
I like how the cobra keeps looking around. "Is someone going to do something about this?"
Let's hope the kid doesn't encounter a different cobra later on.
Indian Kid Now A Fully Grown Man: "Hey little guy-"
Snake: PHHT PHHT PHHTT
IKNAFGM: "BLUH?! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
So many questions...
And it ends with a hug!
I didn't think there were any bad people in India!
You know how in Eraserhead, the baby has that gross fish-face, so you feel empathy, but revulsion at the same time?
It's like that.
Something about that cobra reminds me of Sifl and Olly.
|Dummy Rum |
How wrong is it that I was rooting for the snake?
Human instincts = worthless.
|a flaming monkey |
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE!
Thank you India for showing us the way.
...Notice the amused chatter in the background? ...Excellent parenting.
The baby's ass is so bad, his pants ran away.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm more upset that they defanged a poor cobra. Shame, shame.
Street performers have been know to sew the snake's mouth shut, which may be the case here as opposed to defanging/devenoming.
I can't tell, though.
I'd hate to think they were risking their kid's life against someone's ability to sew.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
that part at the very end was hysterical, it sounded like a cat
also: sorry cobra, delicious baby off the menu today
i love how no one seemed concerned until the cobra started wrapping around the baby...+5 for ....cobra
all i know is, after a day of handling cobras, that baby is getting laid tonight!
Well you know some people have some ideas about child rearing that are pretty insane nowadays.
Not only has it been defanged, its mouth has been sewn shut without anaesthetic, AND it's shedding its skin, so it's also half-blind.
I honestly can't believe anybody's concerned for the baby. That poor animal is in its own personal hell right now.
BECAUSE IT'S THE BABY'S FAULT OF COURSE
It's fucking cruel. That snake is going to die.
India is a boring country.
*BOP* *BOP* *BOP*
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I could have sworn I commented on this before. Oh well.
How is babby bit?
How is babby bit?
How cobra get venom?
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