|Banal Intercourse |
I don't care if he's only three. His lips were way out of sync. His parents should cull him and get to work on training the other one to be less of a failure.
I do appreciate the gun, though.
WITH YOUR INSUFFICIENT STARRING, THIS CLIP WILL NEVER WIN THE VIDLYMPICS
MEN HAVE DIED FOR STARS AND YOU WITHHOLD THEM FOR MERE FOLLY?
HOW DARE YOU
HOW DARE YOU
We (speaking for my client, the Internet) will be seeking $300 million, a hundred-million dollars for every star Banal callously didn't give.
If I were him I would seriously think about settling outside of Internet Court, because I have an iron-clad case here. IT IS A TODDLER, LIP-SYNCHING.
Settlements can be made to my pay-pal, after which I will disperse it around the Internet. Remember, I don't get paid if I don't win your case!
|bang to buck ratio |
After several years of fruitless attempts at making kindergarteners memorize extremely repetitive Christmas carols I want to give this kid like a fifteen-minute standing O.
|Mother Lumper |
Little man rocks hard, bites his mike.
|Spider Jerusalem |
STARS IN HIS EYES
Now teach him some Journey.
CARRY ON, MY WAYWARD SON
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
-1 star for Notre Dame, +6 for A-DOR-A-BLE.
This is 2024's American Idol winner.
"Give me a thumb's up!"
*Flashes his nerf gat*
I've seen concert footage where Phil Gramm takes a bite out of his microphone and chews it slowly during the guitar solo.
MY (eventual) kid will be able to lipsync "Out of Hand" by Entombed and "Follow the Leader" by Eric B and Rakim.
Also, if ever there was a video that deserved Chet playing Ken Blackwell to goose the vote, it is this one.
Ugh, I meant LOU Gramm. Not Phil Gramm.
Though I like the idea of Phil Gramm doing that, as well.
|Operation Cornflakes |
15 years from now, this kid will be able to show chicks this video of him when he was a kid and he'll totally get laid.
it actually gets better as it goes along
This is the reason to have kids.
That's a potato gun, not a nerf gun.
This is a reason to steal someone else's kids. My own son would probably be the kid who gets hit in the head with a skeeball.
I want his parents to teach him "Let There Be Rock"
"give me a thumbs up"
He don't need no instructions.
I pronounce these parents to be great.
Anyone who correctly teaches their 4 year old to have proper rock moves (I don't believe these come naturally to a 4 year old) is a fantastic parent, worthy of our respect.
This is not only the greatest video on poeTV, it's the greatest in all of the webbernets. All hail this juke box hero!
Welp, now I'm never having kids. After seeing how hard they CAN rock, anything less would be a disappointment and I'd have to lock it outside.
This kid is twenty times cooler than anyone on this site, including me. Especially me.
I also declare Banal Intercourse an enemy of humanity.
Also, I don't think I've ever enjoyed Foreigner more.
In like 15 years, that kid is going to utterly destroy the entire air-band scene. Cool Cats!
My nephew used to do this to "Where Eagles Fly."
I now bitterly regret every other 5-star rating I've ever given.
|Spastic Avenger |
I was like this with Sabbath
|Lauritz Melchior |
This kid will go on to great things.
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