Go to NoodieBooties.Com? WHY SURE!

(dear God in fuck, why did I go there)

I think the blue faces symbolise all the people that don't get turned on by hip dysplasia.

Also her tattoo is really wrong somehow.

Holographic tits are the wave of the future

[britney spears joke]

Huh? oh

OK seriously, is there a rule that any abomination like this made with 3D programs has to contain bizarre fat chicks?

dontbendoverdontbendoverdontbentoverdontbendoverdontbend-

FUCK.

I can't stop thinking of Terri Schiavo, for some reason.

The background couldn't be more accurate.

I love me some wiiiiide titties.

Upsetting.

You know this might very well be the future of rap music videos. A logical progression at least.

This is literally the least erotic thing I've seen in my whole life. Why are her arms and her ribs absurdly skinny in proportion to the rest of her hippopotamic mass?

PS: I miss the random chewing.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's undergone some severing of the lymph glands in the hips and rear. Wait til it gets really big, cascading, and purple.

If the sun ever turns blood red, it's because somebody fapped to this.

Cancer is not sexy. Soul-devouring, sanity-crushing Cthulhoid monsters in vague human form are not sexy. Thus, this is about the least sexy thing ever.