Still less embarrassing than the prequels.
In case anyone wanted to follow the continuing galactic (mis!)adventures of Bea Arthur:
I'm waiting for the special edition of this with more CGI Wookie sex.
art carney's inclusion is just as jarring as bea arthur.
and there was one good thing that came out of this: boba fett.
Not to mention another death chalked up to a safety railing.
the greatest mistake committed to film. really, if you haven't seen it entirely, you need to. if you live, you can truly be called a man.
Wilhelm Scream at 1:25
i like the guy pouring the drink into the hole in the top of his head at 2:25
That's not any guy. That's Harvey Korman!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Dude, if any of these people had been in the prequels instead of the parade of yahoos Lucas chose, it could have been worth watching. Bea Arthur makes everything better.
My favorite part was how excited the black suited Imperial was about Jefferson Starship and their penis shaped mic.
Even the Empire stops once in a while to enjoy the tunes of Jefferson Starship
I don't delete much in the way of videos, but I nuked this one after watching it once.
|Doctor Hackenbush |
Imagine this coming out in '78 after the news that they were making a sequel to Star Wars--people must have thought Empire was going to suck (at least until that amazing trailer came out and put everyone's mind to rest).
I would rather be forced to watch the whole holiday special three times in a row than watch episodes one through three.
Still better than those shitty prequels.
Dear god, the baby wookie is enough nightmare fuel for a few years.
Rodents of Unusual Size
This clip doesn't show it but there's a line near the end where Chewbacca's son says something in Wookie and Harrison Ford says "Awwww, I think Lumpy's voice is changing!" and that remains my favorite line. This is one of the greatest movies ever made.
Also, there are these segments that just go on and fucking on where the Wookies are all talking, in Wookie, and there are just no fucking subtitiles. Nothing. JUST WOOKIE TALK.
|Syd Midnight |
I could have sworn the original had an animated segment with Boba Fett.
This is the only way to watch it. I couldn't stand more then 10 minutes, watching it straight.
One night, back around 2000, I sat up in a chat with some friends and watched the whole thing, start to finish, typing my thoughts into the room without editing them.
I don't remember much of it, except the phrase "OH GOD GESSERSON SATSHOP"
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Apparently Carrie Fisher was doing so much coke (I think? or a combination of coke and other drugs) that she doesn't even remember filming this. Her eyes give it away.
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