|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
I kill you with corndog stick! I fry your hand.
|Hugo Gorilla |
Three nutritionally suitable and pre-portioned hots and a cot.
|Menudo con queso |
"Textured vegetable protein" -- the thought of being vegetarian in prison gives me big-time willies.
Don't eat the pasta, O'Reilly and Adebisi put glass in it
|Frank Rizzo |
auto 1 star for advert, didnt watch it past that...
|sloth love crunk |
All of that food looked disgusting
Something feels really wrong about an Infiniti ad tacked on to an examination of how they can feed prisoners on under twenty cents a portion because the Chinese labor costs are "almost nothing."
One star for advertising.
Guy at 1:42 wearing a Blizzard shirt.
Also: textured vegetable protein.
This is really what it's all about. I never would have considered finding something like this on Youtube and it was completely fascinating.
|Ranma X. |
Utterly fascinating as MK said, yet it's so goddamn depressing at the same time.
It's certainly no worse than the food I ate for 18 years while living at home
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
In ten years from now, the Chinese will export Nutritional Prison Food Substance #9 aka the Most Honorable Colonel's Secret Chicken Recipe.
At least they'll call it that.
Textured vegetable protein is made of people. Also, this is Iron Chef Institutional.
"Portion control" Screw that. Give the prisoners alot of food and they will get fat and docile, therefore easier to control and/or process into the tasty treats of the future.
I'm mesmerized by the fat woman
This is the craziest thing I have seen in quite some time. I can't even think of anything funny to say.
God, I'm so glad I'm not required to eat at the college cafeteria anymore. Our food grade was below prison level; as they said, requirements for schools are even lower. Fuck you, Sodexho.
Dude, fuck the stick, that corndog looks like it could be used as a weapon.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Dear fucking lord.
They do not have sticks in prison.
I can't believe nobody had anything to say about CELL-EBRITY FOOD SYSTEMS, INC.
that's clever, goddamnit!
|Mister Yuck |
Five because I am eating that shit, every day, in the dorms.
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