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Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-01

delicious. even more if it wasnt his kid.

zatojones - 2007-10-01

Well he shouldn't have

Bindar_Dundat - 2007-10-01

Double-Whammy indeed.

Caminante Nocturno - 2007-10-01

How many tickets did that faulty throw rob them of?

fluffy - 2008-08-13

It looks like it just bounced back, so they probably got to throw it again.

bang to buck ratio - 2007-10-01

There's at least a hint of compulsive gambling in that dad, I think.

Species - 2008-06-20


x - 2007-10-01

Norm MacDonald strengthens the bond with his daughter.

Aubrey McFate - 2007-10-01

Dad's got a point. Besides, that kid looks like he's no stranger to head trauma.

Adramelech - 2007-10-01

Instill a firm grasp of natural selection in your children from a young age.

cognitivedissonance - 2007-10-01

Intelligent Design indeed.

anvill - 2007-10-01

Dad shot two of his squadmates in Iraq. You can imagine his reaction.

Hooker - 2007-10-01

Well, that takes me back.

Thundercougarfalconbird - 2007-10-01


Afgh - 2007-10-01

This is what parenting is all about.

FABIO2 - 2007-10-01

You'd figure Enjoy('s act) would be all about instilling SELF-RELIANCE in children instead of allowing them to come crying to BIG BROTHER WELFARE GOVERNMENT.

kingarthur - 2007-10-01

Don't worry kid, it's not your fault your daddy's a lawyer.

Smellvin - 2007-10-01

I bet that kid won't be doing that again anytime soon.

glasseye - 2007-10-02

That is so fucked.

1394 - 2007-10-02

Lesson (hopefully) learned.

EvilHomer - 2007-10-02

This is the kind of dad I'd like to be some day.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-02-08

I'm seconding this. Seriously, there need to be more calm, unflappable "Now, you see (insert son or daughter's name here)? That's what happens to people who don't stand behind the yellow line like they're supposed to" fathers out there.

Although I know I could never be one of those fathers, since I'd be laughing too hard to make the point, and probably just manage something like "Well, at least he won't be sticking his head into the path of a subway train! HAH!"

Remember, teach Shadenfraud at a young age!

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-08

Sorry, Shadenfreude

Genghis the gerbil - 2007-10-02


Enjoy - 2007-10-03

I just read that as "Bind On Pickup." I really f'ing hate myself for ever playing World of Warcraft some days.

Jeriko-1 - 2010-06-15

[Screaming Child]

Steebis - 2007-10-06

Shrieks like a damned soul.

Fur is Murder - 2007-11-18

Personally, I blame the girl for rolling the ball when the kid had been leaning over the edge for several seconds.

Binro the Heretic - 2007-12-19

Actually, dad, it WAS your kid's fault.

The toddler was leaning over a completely different unoccupied skeeball lane. Your daughter apparently can't aim.

Chalkdust - 2007-12-19

There's two kids playing. The girl in the mossy shirt is on the right lane. Right at the beginning of the video you can see a straight-haired blond head, shorter, standing at the left lane.

Chalkdust - 2007-12-19

Also, grassy knoll.

petep - 2007-12-25

binro man you're the type of person where someone can be mean to you with the excuse "i just can't deal with binro right now" and everybody gives that guy a pass

Binro the Heretic - 2008-01-03


There's no kid playing at the right lane. Both the girls, possibly sisters or playmates, are playing in the left lane as evidenced by the fact both of them continue chucking balls down the left lane after the incident.

Watch where the ball comes from. The ball jumps from the left lane, practically from right under the camera, across the lane divider and whacks the toddler in the noggin.

gambol - 2008-01-10

wow Binro's right. I hadn't noticed that. It bounces because it hit the yellow middle divider.

Lindner - 2008-02-20

The fact remains... he shouldn't have had his head there either, Binro. Are you the sort of fellow who checks down the barrel to see if a gun is loaded?

Parenting isn't so much cost/benefit analysis as determining how much damage your child's psyche requires to survive the road ahead, while avoiding sending them over the edge to a life of mental anguish and therapy.

A ball in the face is a relatively light lesson to keep your head out of the line of fire.

For our children's future.

Pie Boy - 2008-06-25

recontextualization makes this even funnier

plug - 2009-10-15

I think it was intentional. According to her father, she can do no wrong and its always the other kid's fault. Years from now she'll have body parts in her freezer.
I want to see the follow-up with the dads beating each other with skeeballs.

You Got Skruud - 2008-02-05

Call me a sadist, but at the exact moment the ball schmucks the little kid in the forehead, I start giggling like a schoolgirl.

Magical Man from Happy-Land - 2008-06-10

Call me a sicko if you must, but watching the exact moment where the ball hits this kid is the only way I can achieve an erection.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-13

I've said it before, so I'll say it again.

Every single video of a toddler getting kicked/bonked/dropped/whammed/tripped/etc/etc/thwacked/trashcanned /etc/etc/etc...

Just pretend it's always the same kid, with different colored hair and different clothes. Then bookmark every single one you can find, and watch them like a thirty minute mini-movie.

buttnutt - 2008-06-25

actually the father threw aimed the skeeball at the toddler to teach him a lesson then changed the narration to blame his child

soci-o-path - 2008-10-12

Han shot first.

squirtforce - 2009-02-27

It's true! He SHOULDN'T have his head right there!!!!

WHat about his PENIS?

APE_GOD - 2009-12-03

The sound that kid makes.

His hair.

That kid is Butters.

Five stars.

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