|Frank Rizzo |
delicious. even more if it wasnt his kid.
Well he shouldn't have
|Caminante Nocturno |
How many tickets did that faulty throw rob them of?
|bang to buck ratio |
There's at least a hint of compulsive gambling in that dad, I think.
Norm MacDonald strengthens the bond with his daughter.
|Aubrey McFate |
Dad's got a point. Besides, that kid looks like he's no stranger to head trauma.
Instill a firm grasp of natural selection in your children from a young age.
Intelligent Design indeed.
Dad shot two of his squadmates in Iraq. You can imagine his reaction.
Well, that takes me back.
This is what parenting is all about.
You'd figure Enjoy('s act) would be all about instilling SELF-RELIANCE in children instead of allowing them to come crying to BIG BROTHER WELFARE GOVERNMENT.
Don't worry kid, it's not your fault your daddy's a lawyer.
I bet that kid won't be doing that again anytime soon.
That is so fucked.
Lesson (hopefully) learned.
This is the kind of dad I'd like to be some day.
|Genghis the gerbil |
Shrieks like a damned soul.
|Fur is Murder |
Personally, I blame the girl for rolling the ball when the kid had been leaning over the edge for several seconds.
|Binro the Heretic |
Actually, dad, it WAS your kid's fault.
The toddler was leaning over a completely different unoccupied skeeball lane. Your daughter apparently can't aim.
There's two kids playing. The girl in the mossy shirt is on the right lane. Right at the beginning of the video you can see a straight-haired blond head, shorter, standing at the left lane.
Binro the Heretic
There's no kid playing at the right lane. Both the girls, possibly sisters or playmates, are playing in the left lane as evidenced by the fact both of them continue chucking balls down the left lane after the incident.
Watch where the ball comes from. The ball jumps from the left lane, practically from right under the camera, across the lane divider and whacks the toddler in the noggin.
The fact remains... he shouldn't have had his head there either, Binro. Are you the sort of fellow who checks down the barrel to see if a gun is loaded?
Parenting isn't so much cost/benefit analysis as determining how much damage your child's psyche requires to survive the road ahead, while avoiding sending them over the edge to a life of mental anguish and therapy.
A ball in the face is a relatively light lesson to keep your head out of the line of fire.
For our children's future.
|You Got Skruud |
Call me a sadist, but at the exact moment the ball schmucks the little kid in the forehead, I start giggling like a schoolgirl.
j lzrd / swift idiot
I've said it before, so I'll say it again.
Every single video of a toddler getting kicked/bonked/dropped/whammed/tripped/etc/etc/thwacked/trashcanned /etc/etc/etc...
Just pretend it's always the same kid, with different colored hair and different clothes. Then bookmark every single one you can find, and watch them like a thirty minute mini-movie.
actually the father threw aimed the skeeball at the toddler to teach him a lesson then changed the narration to blame his child
Han shot first.
It's true! He SHOULDN'T have his head right there!!!!
WHat about his PENIS?
The sound that kid makes.
That kid is Butters.
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