Frank Rizzo      delicious. even more if it wasnt his kid.
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zatojones     Well he shouldn't have
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Bindar_Dundat      Double-Whammy indeed.
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Caminante Nocturno      How many tickets did that faulty throw rob them of?
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bang to buck ratio      There's at least a hint of compulsive gambling in that dad, I think.
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x      Norm MacDonald strengthens the bond with his daughter.
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Aubrey McFate      Dad's got a point. Besides, that kid looks like he's no stranger to head trauma.
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Adramelech     Instill a firm grasp of natural selection in your children from a young age.
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cognitivedissonance      Intelligent Design indeed.
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anvill      Dad shot two of his squadmates in Iraq. You can imagine his reaction.
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Hooker      Well, that takes me back.
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Thundercougarfalconbird      TWACK
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Afgh      This is what parenting is all about.
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FABIO2     You'd figure Enjoy('s act) would be all about instilling SELF-RELIANCE in children instead of allowing them to come crying to BIG BROTHER WELFARE GOVERNMENT.
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kingarthur     Don't worry kid, it's not your fault your daddy's a lawyer.
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Smellvin      I bet that kid won't be doing that again anytime soon.
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glasseye      That is so fucked.
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1394      Lesson (hopefully) learned.
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EvilHomer      This is the kind of dad I'd like to be some day.
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Genghis the gerbil      BOP
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Steebis      Shrieks like a damned soul.
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Fur is Murder     Personally, I blame the girl for rolling the ball when the kid had been leaning over the edge for several seconds.
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Binro the Heretic    Actually, dad, it WAS your kid's fault.
The toddler was leaning over a completely different unoccupied skeeball lane. Your daughter apparently can't aim.
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Chalkdust There's two kids playing. The girl in the mossy shirt is on the right lane. Right at the beginning of the video you can see a straight-haired blond head, shorter, standing at the left lane.
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Binro the Heretic Chalkdust,
There's no kid playing at the right lane. Both the girls, possibly sisters or playmates, are playing in the left lane as evidenced by the fact both of them continue chucking balls down the left lane after the incident.
Watch where the ball comes from. The ball jumps from the left lane, practically from right under the camera, across the lane divider and whacks the toddler in the noggin.
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Lindner      The fact remains... he shouldn't have had his head there either, Binro. Are you the sort of fellow who checks down the barrel to see if a gun is loaded?
Parenting isn't so much cost/benefit analysis as determining how much damage your child's psyche requires to survive the road ahead, while avoiding sending them over the edge to a life of mental anguish and therapy.
A ball in the face is a relatively light lesson to keep your head out of the line of fire.
For our children's future.
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You Got Skruud      Call me a sadist, but at the exact moment the ball schmucks the little kid in the forehead, I start giggling like a schoolgirl.
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j lzrd / swift idiot I've said it before, so I'll say it again.
Every single video of a toddler getting kicked/bonked/dropped/whammed/tripped/etc/etc/thwacked/trashcanned /etc/etc/etc...
Just pretend it's always the same kid, with different colored hair and different clothes. Then bookmark every single one you can find, and watch them like a thirty minute mini-movie.
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buttnutt      actually the father threw aimed the skeeball at the toddler to teach him a lesson then changed the narration to blame his child
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soci-o-path      Han shot first.
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squirtforce It's true! He SHOULDN'T have his head right there!!!!
WHat about his PENIS?
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APE_GOD      The sound that kid makes.
His hair.
That kid is Butters.
Five stars.
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