Hi, I'm Andy Rooney! Are you old? I'm old!
Isn't the world just one big bewiiiiiildering ordeal nowadays? What is this cereal box really trying to tell me? I don't get modern art, it must be worthless.
Tell me you're not going to dismiss a man who's been in this business for decades, one of the most evocative speakers on 60-minutes, who is genuinely controversial at times, and known for his piercing wit... over fucking Borat?
No, apparently Andy Rooney doesn't like being openly mocked or playing games with everyone's current favorite one trick pony. Yeah! Rooney's such an old crumudgeon for feeling a bit indignant at having his life's work playfully mocked.
I agree. His piece on how close door elevator buttons are worthless was inspiring journalism.
I never knew that Andy Rooney has apologists - you're from the AARP, right?
HURF BLURF DUH
Are you serious? At least Cohen's only been playing a slackwit douchebag moron for 5 years or so - Rooney's the real article, and he's been doing it for three decades.
Anyone who feels so "indignant at having his life's work playfully mocked" that he has to walk off the set is a curmudgeon. End of story.
And if you think andy rooney is "evocative" you don't know what "evocative" means. You probably mean "provocative" and you're still wrong.
Yes, I'm totally dismissing blughblblahghablublagh. He is like an old George Carlin routine drained of the coked-up humor, hence the frequent "Taking a shit/leaving a shit" line Beavis and Butthead pinched. Pat goddamned Buchanan handled Ali G well, RUNEY is a tiresome old dick.
"Super. Golden. Crisp."
Buzz Aldrin chuckled and played along once he realized Ali G was a joke. Andy Rooney got completely trolled, and was the butt of the joke all the way through. Those are always the best Cohen interviews.
Yeah. You guys are right. Cohen's a fucking genius. He's practically the second coming. I hear if you rub his nuts on your face, it cures cataracts.
For the record, I DID mean evocative, I do know what it means, and am as intimate with the definition as you are with your latest customer glory hole, Xiphias.
You don't like Andy Rooney. I get it. I don't know if he didn't return your call or raped your kitten or whatever. But why the fuck should he sit down and play with that asshole? Why is he obligated to smile at some fuck who's playing stupid in his office? I say good for Andy for getting pissed off.
Oh... and let me close with the obligatory, "All of you go fuck yourselves."
He has every right to say absurd shit to Andy Rooney, much as Andy Rooney has every right to walk out. As for retarded, you're defending fucking Borat.
Pull the cock out of your ear, Charles. It apparently just speared that shriveled turd you call a brain. Apparently, Roachbud has your back. That should give you some idea of what a fucking knob you are.
I... can't explain it. In some strange way I love that grouchy old bastard.
Have you ever wondered WHYYYYY they call it taking a dump? You're really LEAVING a dump.
Once again, Beavis & Butt-Head nailed it.
grrr. i sort of liked that crotchety old man until he started saying english is "this way and that way" i have a book about it too and it says what that guy is doing is just fine. it's not like mr. rooney pants didn't know what he was saying. prescriptive grammar has its place and he should know that. asswipe
Seinfeld owes a lot to this man.
I love the sycophant agreeing with Roondog in the background
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how ali g doesnt burst out into laugher while talking to this fossilized turd is beyond me.
I really hate Ali G but this is funny and Andy Rooney is a fucking ass
Racialist is actually a word. It's very closely related to racism but with a slightly different connotation. For example, in "Uncle Tom's Cabin", Uncle Tom's deep spirituality is attributed to the fact that he is African, while another character's quicker wit is attributed the the fact that he is half white. While neither are necessarily negative attributes, and Tom's spirituality is always portrayed as a positive while the other character's intellect is related to a high temper and gets him into trouble, the fact that these traits are supposedly due to race and race alone make them racialist and a form of racialism. So screw you, Andy and Andy's sycophant sound guy.
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