The EZ Catch Chicken Harvester

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The EZ Catch Chicken Harvester

Desc:	It's like a combine, only for chickens instead of wheat. Seriously. No kidding.
Category:	Advertisements, Pets & Animals
Tags:	chickens, combine, Harvester, EZ Catch
Submitted:	Exegesis_Saves
Date:	10/13/07
Views:	3933
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Comment count is 21

SCIENCE!

Although -1 star for not pre-decapitating them for shipment.

No heart. No soul.

yum chicken nuggets

here's your heart and soul:

8==========D --- --- --3

A version of this (about ten times taller) will be what collects you in the coming days of Soylent Green farming.

Chickens aren't really too different from wheat. This is so cool.

Yes. If you've ever been around chickens you'll understand it when I say they are walking plants only they taste better.

Nah, wheat is more sanitary and respectable.

Exegesis_Saves
When I originally saw this clip, it was accompanied by the Benny Hill theme.

theFlu
In Magic: the Gathering, there is a 4/4 regenerating artifact creature called the 'Diabolical Machine...'

NEEEEEEEEERD

baleen

you must tap five mountains for every comment you post.

This is what the future looks like with Skynet in charge, were we chickens.

That IS easy.

WELCOME TO THE DESERT OF THE REAL

I feel sick.

I love how it wasn't terrifying the chickens enough, so they made it glow a demonic shade of red.

Man it really gets into them corners.

Do they make a vacuum cleaner?

Syd Midnight
If you put his to a whiny folk song it would be a PETA video, but merry bluegrass makes everything seem fun.

I just tried muting it and playing 'Arms of an Angel,' and damned if it's not spot on.

We now have videos of a chick express for painting a barn with day olds AND a vacuum cleaner for harvesting the end product.

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