|Caminante Nocturno |
The fragmented nature of this whole thing makes it sound like these kids are propositioning their parents, and the second kid's pose isn't doing anything to dispel that.
"I may roll my eyes, but I'll listen. And then I'll go out and have sex."
5 stars because it makes me angry.
I don't get it - if that kid knows that it's all over the internet, what does he need his parents for?
It's all a ploy to keep gay people down. If they can't get married, they can't have sex, see?
Hahaha. Yeah, waiting until you're married always works out well.
The follow-up to this ad: "Mom? Dad? Tell me you want to give my illegitimate teen-pregnancy child whom I will name Destinee or Mykylya up for adoption instead of getting an abortion. I may roll my eyes, but I'll listen."
I've heard all those Jesus freaks who stay "abstinent" just go for anal sex instead and keep the sacred hymen intact
...or not an urban legend:
Dollars for abstinence!
No dollars for health insurance!
Tiny lapel flags for everyone!
That's good advice. You should be in love and married before you start banging hookers.
Tell your kids you want them to wait. It's the only way to ensure their wedding night will be as awkward, clumsy and unsatisfying as yours was.
Okay! Now that problem's solved, let's move on to this healthcare thing! Attention America: stop gettin' so danged sick all the time! All right, this president shit is easy!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Other countries are watching this. Watching and laughing.
"Mom? Dad? Talk to me about sex."
"Don't do it."
|fun nugget |
This just made me angry.
All over the internet? Show me one sex on the internet, ONE.
|Shotgun Jackson |
Removed because of usage policy!?!?! Are you serious? Why wouldn't they want people to watch this for free? wait this is an advert... That proves how retarded anything having to do with Bush truly is...
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