-1 star for not making the turbine noise

They don't look like the cartoon that I've seen plastered on the spare tires of rednecks

I remember waking up in Tasmania in my tent after hearing a snorfling noise on my scalp, so I unzipped the tent (because there are no mammalian predators in Australia and I'm stupid) and there was a Taz devil there kind of frozen in my flashlight, He made a noise not unlike this and wobbled away.

They sound like NASCAR.

So, if I fed these guys dynamite, they'd be okay in the long run. Is that what you're telling me?

-1 star for the turds talking on top.

In Tasmania do they just call these "demons?"