There are way too many lines to choose from, so I'll just five this and wow.
Not as good as the first one, and there are still at least 5 stars left for this one.
I'd give it five stars even if it was just Al Gore getting hit in the face with Earths shot out of a man's crotch.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD
|Operation Cornflakes |
Godberry! King of the Juice!
I feel so embarrassed that I didn't get that right away.
You'll even win at Irony!
|Aubrey McFate |
|Caminante Nocturno |
There were one or two weak points, but they quickly get buried under the countless strong points. The incredibly, freakishly strong points.
|Jimmy Labatt |
Agreeing with Caminante. Not as streamlined as the first, but still awesome.
I actually like it better than the first ones, though the user testimonials are less than thrilling.
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Somehow I got swooped within the very hopper. Still, 5 stars.
As the user who added this video, I'd like to apologize as well. But as jihadbaby has pointed out, my timing was better. I guess I was so excited to see the sequel that I added it without looking too carefully for dupes.
It's no problem. A little irksome, but that's all. A good first post for you.
Live-action mugger-cap guy.
Cut out the testimonials, and you have something that needs to be put on a NASA frequency for aliens to discover.
The testimonial where the guy couldn't even speak was great. The other two... well...
The GUN flavor got me.
Even better than the first one, lame "testimonials" notwithstanding.
preposterone is my anti-drug
Just gets better and better as it goes along.
|Jeff Fries |
These guys could or maybe already do write for SNL
|Corman's Inferno |
Why the fuck is this not a real product?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
The real live testimonials were breathtakingly convincing.
|Pie Boy |
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A FIGHTER JET MADE OF BICEPS!
|The God of Biscuits |
I would but it.
|enki don't |
I've watched this like 20 times, and part of the magic is that, on paper, there's no way this should work, but holy fuck it does.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
There's just nothing I can say right now to properly express the sheer magnitude of awesome I just witnessed. I'm just gonna bookmark it and pray night and day for a third installment, or a new fake product.
I lost it at Juice Springsteen, then again at Find a New God.
I have yet to recover from this. I hope I never will.
The UNACCEPTABLE bear/muscle guy rocket ship is what gets me. I mean... wow.
There's a real drink called Powerthirst ... it comes in blue and orange flavours. Tastes sorta soapy X_x !
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
When God gives you lemons...
GET A NEW GOD!
after "PREPOSTERONE!!!" I cracked.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
I really want to be above liking this, but I'm not.
No, not one bit.
I accidentally started a second video in another tab with about a 20 second stagger. It made it even more awesome.
|The Mothership |
Favorited this years ago, just 5'ing it now. TOP SCORE!
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