coprolalia
Did you know they've done studies and found that, among professed straights, people who express the most dislike for gays show the most "response" to all-male erotica?

nubilus
no you can't get my #

Brautwurst_Barbarian
Nubilus, will you hold my soap?

coprolalia
That's okay, I'm not gay myself.
But I'm still going to sodomize you, nubilus. Hard. When you least expect it. Because I'm secure enough in my heterosexuality to do that.

Rodents of Unusual Size
oh, be nithe!

nubilus
i am secure enough in my heterosexuality to watch brautwurst barbarian shove that piece of soap into your heterohole

#(8^D)--\---^<

&
for not being gay you sure do your homework.

anyway gay is fine -
this is just faggotry.

theSnake
Aww jeez, now they are going to have to make a video called "Faggotry is OK".

nubilus
LOL

kiint
you sounded just like George Takei there for a second...

nubilus
i LOL'd because all i wrote was ::vomits:: and i was immediately blitzkrieged by nancies.

this video does nothing for me. i know it made a lot of asses quiver here on POETV - fine.

it is your right to parade around your gayness.

but its also my right not to like campy fagfluff either.

god bless america!

this video does nothing but alienate gays who are not queens or faggots.


forget wasting your time with emo charged counterpoints - it just does.

citrusmirakel
Take note, friends, nubilus is now in charge of deciding what is or isn't offensive or alienating to homosexuals, and the guiding standard is that gay is okay, as long as it isn't all faggoty.

I'm also going to sodomize you, nubilus. But not for sexual purposes, merely to produce a live demonstration of a possible activity to hold to your "gay but not faggoty" standards.

nubilus
sorry citrusmilkhell

i am not speaking for all gays or fags (like you for instance).

no, citrus -
i am in charge of my own opinion and my own standards.

listen i know your loins ache for activity, mainly for my luciously declicious ass,
but if we were to make believe in your magical land of anonymous gay sex -

I would most assuredly be doing all the sodomizing.

yer ass would resemble

goatse man's.

Camonk
Dude, all of your responses are actually the faggiest thing ever. Congratulations.

nubilus
Little late camonk dude.

Congratulations.

LazarusOfEarth
Five stars for causing such a comment riot. I think the music sucks tho.

cognitivedissonance
Me too, me too. I'm into men because I hate women THAT MUCH.

read_a_tv
Uh..? I think I feel better about being gay, in a gay way, like the man-gina told me to feel.

Benzene265
There aren't too many women who regularly dress like showgirls, unless that's what they do for a living. I love how Gayman's outfit was the least flamboyant.

zatojones
These guys seem to have gotten the idea that to be gay you have to live up to every stereotype attributed to you by straight people who have never actually met a gay man.

coprolalia
It's camp, people. Trying to separate gay "culture" from it now would be like trying to separate pigfuckers from guns and football.

Blaise
Mmmnn ... Meatstack ... Yumm.

Blaise
Oh its Meatsack ... nevermind

glasseye
And that's why it's awesome.

Five stars for the little gay dog from this straight guy.

Hooper_X
Little Gay Dog really was the highlight.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Yeah, and I understand that backlash because when I was younger I thought well, that's all people associate gay with, feathers and glitter. But then I realized that those things are symbols, drag and costumes are just fun little ways of pointing out that we live in a tolerant enough society so that people can do them and not get killed/jailed for it...anymore. I no longer see it as counterproductive so much as fun and I have a lot more respect for people that do that sort of thing full time because the drag queens I know take a lot of shit all the time, and any one of them could kick some serious ass if they had to. (and they do have to)

jaunch
Well, I can agree with Rodents that there is something respectable about guys who dress and act however they like. BUT, I agree with Aelric more. Living your life as a dumb stereotype isn't helping anything. It isn't changing people's minds about gay people-- its reinforcing their ignorant beliefs. And I normally wouldn't care how the general public sees gay people, except that the general public votes. And the only way to eventually get gay marriage is to try to convince them that the majority of gay people are just regular folks. And that's done by presenting gay people are commonplace and average.

NoCode
Fuck you, jaunch. Gay Little Dog was rad.

Menudo con queso
Counterpoint: dignified men in conservative, three-piece suits didn't put the fear of God into NYPD in 1969 -- it was the rock-throwing, combative and flamboyant drag queens of Stonewall who launched the movement.

Aelric
yeah, my statement really was more due to the voting public. you see, elections are lost due largely to the retarded fear that gays getting married will make giant spiders destroy the earth. there is absolutely no reason under science, logic, math or anything else that should deny these men and women that right to be married. but, because of male repressed homosexual males fear of the prancing drag queen raping his children, they ignore all other issues and simply vote against gay marriage and bush gets 4 more years. it sickens me on two levels. that first and biggest is to deny people the right to love each other how they want to, and the second on how elections are won and lost on what should be a non-issue.

that's all i meant ROUS. it's just a matter public opinion destroying rational thought.

Sean Robinson
God, you're a faggot.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Actually what annoys me far more is fag hags that just associate all those things with gay men and want to be my friend because they think that we can dress up in thongs and spikes and chains and magenta lip gloss. Seriously the people that associate these things with gays in an excited way are just as annoying as the ones that associate all these things with gays in a negative manner.

Rodents of Unusual Size
in response to what aelric just wrote, well, that's the reason there is a gay community. Often gays are seen that way but even if the minority that wore drag just straightened up and became suit-wearing, football-watching, Tim Allen loving citizens, we would still be seen that way because that is the dividing line. The christian right doesn't care about reality and it never has, it only wants to deconstruct gay lifestyle and culture and boil it down into subversive society-destroying madness, no amount of media to counteract this is ever going to have any affect on them.

Aelric
you know sean, you've called me gay many times before, as has roachbud and a few others, and i've admitted you were right multiple times. can we advance our dialog sometime soon, because you are just parroting facts like a trained dog, unwilling or unable to realize that i don't find being called a fag an insult. i am a fag. care to think up a new word sometime?

Sean Robinson
Sure bud, as soon as you realise that your sexual orientation has nothing to do with being a pedantic, whimpering faggot.

Sean Robinson
No, to be fair to you, some specificity:

Every comment you make is about the benefits of being nice, in this case for gays and lesbians to be so nice that everyone will just stop hating them.

Unfortunately, you've fucked up your lexicon and thus your definition of 'nice' has strayed into what is generally defined as 'fucking dull'.

That's why you're a special faggot - do you understand?

It has nothing to do with your genitalia and what you do with it and everything to do with your moronically smiling moonface saying "Please GREYPAINTGREYWALLSGREYBRAINSTARVEDOFOXYGEN and Thank You."

Aelric
hmmm, confusing my desire for intelligent debate as opposed to childish name calling. maybe i'm nice because i have a modicrum of happiness in my life, allowing me the ability to see people and NOT immediately hate them by default. perhaps you were born with a face hideously twisted by the rape that was your conception, or maybe you got a thyroid problem, or maybe you are self diagnosed asperger case. either way, i'll say this, while you probably consider yourself a social necessity, a devil's advocate, you only serve to alienate yourself from everyone else, because your criticisms are mindless little temper tantrums at things that have little to nothing to do with you. nothing wrong with being an outsider, but at least have a reason to be one besides "I hate my parents and so I hate you". your only "friends" are those who share your general irrational hatred of pretty much everything, and that probably includes you. joy will never be a part of your life, and you'll have only yourself to blame.

but i love you. i hope you never leave, because seeing you defend your own retarded shit makes me laugh my ass off. and i'm sorry, but their are 2 definitions of fag, a bundle of sticks and a gay guy. new internet and high school definitions don't count because angry counterstrike players aren't culturally significant, kid.

next time, explain yourself by siting examples, using real words, and growing a little bit of a fucking brain, my dear repressed, young, sexy boy.

Sean Robinson
That random collection of blubbering misspellings, goofy pedantry and helpless flailing embedded into a laughable plea for maturity is fucking awesome. What presents a worse image of homosexuals: the singers and dancers in the video or you acting like a scorned thirteen-year-old girl?

Billy Buttsex
Aleric's got a point. All the name calling won't win you any points.

Sean Robinson
With whom? Who exactly is keeping score? Why exactly should I give a fuck?

Billy Buttsex
Oh, sorry. I thought you were communicating to prove a point and show the other guys that they were wrong. I didn't realize you were just trying to yell into the wind for no purpose whatsoever.

Aelric
six months later, sean is going to look back here, and see this:

i declare myself the victor of this argument!

and when he does, we'll all see a huge temper tantrum than no one but myself will realize the origin of.


sean, i win. but far more importantly, you lose. the point of an arguement is to make sense and win the other over. you won no one over. i gained a supporter or two. therefore, you undeniable lost. how does that make you feel? angry? well, it shouldn't. it's data in the internet. text typed months ago about the validity of a music video. get the fuck over it. i'm sure that by the time you read this, i won't even remember typing it. life is pointless, so why not be happy, dumbfuck.

Sean Robinson
So what you're saying is that this video helps expose otherwise unspoken resentment and homophobia from assholes? I completely agree!

Severian
You are disgusting.

Billy Buttsex
Eh, I wouldn't call it homophobia. It's kinda like when people don't like Islamic extremists, but they're okay with Islamic moderates. Would you call a person with an intolerance for Islamic extremism an Islamophobe? You can dislike certain aspects about a type of person while acknowledging that not all that belong within that bracket are equally offensive. Saying it's homophobia is a misuse of the term and I think it should be avoided.

Sean Robinson
So campiness is terrorism and homosexuality is a religion?

That is a retarded analogy, guy.

Adramelech
The average pop video on MTV is exactly like this, only heterosexually charged. No one calls this behaviour "over the top straight". People have the right to be offended by overt sexuality if they choose, but giving a pass to one form and being outraged by another because "they're dudes lol" is asinine.

Billy Buttsex
Adramelech: agreed. There is a bias. Maybe I am being unfair. Sean Robinson? You confuse me. Worst counterargument ever.

Rodents of Unusual Size
What it comes down to it is you are not comfortable with it because your idea of normalcy is closed and easily threatened. You are tiresome, and so is your outdated notion of what should make someone hatable. All this is, is costumes and performance and it makes people like you uncomfortable because you want to conform to the line you were raised with. Admitting that this is really just harmless and kitschy would imply to you that you must enjoy doing it yourself and thus you spaz out like a leashed toddler and complain about how gays should be normal like you.

Get a life.

Billy Buttsex
Oh man, you're right! It's totally offensive that I think behaving a certain way is obnoxious! I forgot that it's only cool to be intolerant of intolerance.

Billy Buttsex
And furthermore, I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay.

Billy Buttsex
WOW. That was for the last comment that people are calling me an asshole about. Guess you can start calling me a DUMB asshole.

EvilHomer
Dumb asshole.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Even if you don't think there's anything wrong with it, you still have entirely misguided notions regarding everything you're bringing up. I find it laughably sad.

a flaming monkey
God, I hate PoeTV

a flaming monkey
...by the way, 5 stars for the giant stir that this video caused.
God, I love PoeTV!!!

kingarthur
Bad analogy given most of the comments here and the fact that Larry the Cable Guy is hugely popular in the south. Which, when you think about it, is tragically ironic.

Anyway, a million stars for pink dog shit and the green queen's reaction to it.