GET TO THE PORN LADY!

She's not actually -in- the porno, is she?

Also, I'm pretty sure animals always "do it" for pleasure. I'm not sure I'd attribute family planning skills to most animal species.

I just had a nostalgia moment for 80's porn. Hu.

I think this would just seem out of place in today's pornos like "American Bukkake"

BO-RING

I had about a million porns with this in it. I was always surprised that it didn't turn into porn itself, but not entirely disappointed.

Truly a public service.

This seems to be very well researched.

Wait so there isn't really a pizza place that cuts little round holes in their boxes for

goddammit

80s??? Heck, I still see this on porn nowadays.

Not quite as educational as the CULTURAL NOTES that Central Park Media put on their hentai.

At least that's what my friend over here tells me.

This is doing a pretty good job of boring my boner away. Are you sure some anti-porn group didn't sabotage a whole bunch of tapes?

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me but... I just discovered a mature and responsible form of interpersonal communication based on equality and mutual respect for my partner.

Masturbation is my own personal decision? Did she just tell me to not rape myself?

Now that I have a raging hardon, it's off to YouPorn.

So goddamned boring and too long to precede any kind of pornography.

And at the end it lists SOURCES for the information that was just given. I'm going to postpone my masturbation to verify these claims!

Is it sad this makes me nostalgic? Also, I'd say '90s, not '80s.

This brings us to the topic of masturbation.