What kind of world am I living in, in which a poe subscriber can't even hear the whole truth about a grokker's ears?

Three stars for Erin Gray and one more for pre-Meow War flaming.

I have never seen this show before. The jokes hurt me.

These stars are for nostalgia only. Painfully cruel nostalgia. Waking up the next morning and finding her ugly ass laying in your bed style Nostalgia.

Also: Tempest and a fucking race car bed!

Ah, days of innocence when a kid could be praised for trying to setup a real-life meeting with an online stranger.

The liberal use of that kiddie laugh track is supremely annoying, too. What pre-teens are going to laugh at a Stalin joke?

Also, am I reading too much into things, or is that a morning-wood joke from the dad at the start of part 2? ("In the morning you may be surprised how small your ears get.")

Attention, CONTINUITY ERROR! Her ears aren't visible in the photo, yet in part 2, Ricker says "have you ever seen such a great set of ears"

This whole video is proof that the sitcom is mankind's lowest form of entertainment.

What's up with the laugh track? It's used when they aren't making jokes. It makes as much sense as the one in David Lynch's Rabbits.

Maybe I should just play hangman with a real moose.

I vaguely remember hating this show. Ricky Shroeder has always been a douchebag. There's something about it that was just too squeaky clean fake, it and Punky Brewster were just sugary messes of 80's fluff.

5 because this is the only episode I distinctly remember seeing when it first aired.