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Desc:If shame had a soundtrack, this would be it.
Category:Arts, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:Star Wars, talent show, trumpet, unending shame, jazz hands
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Billy Buttsex
What're you talking about? This is FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
If you think this is awesome, look up The George Garabedian Players and the Awful Trumpet of Harry Arms; they did a whole album of stuff like this.

C. Eloi Marx
Her mime/dance may have been worse than her trumpeting, but it certainly wasn't as offensive.
Caminante Nocturno
Well... Maybe she's actually very good, but they just didn't put a microphone to her properly. I don't think there's any excuse for that dancing, though.

On further thought, this is just terrifying.
No microphone placement would turn good playing into that monstrosity.

Either she can't tune her instrument, or she can't play for shit. Tone deaf in both cases.


Five stars for HORROR AND SHAME.

bang to buck ratio
Wait, but then she was Chaplin for a second? I don't understand why this has to exist at all.
I like the applause at the end.
Nice package.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Pretending the horn was a ray gun was the icing on that shit cake.
The costume totally blew my mind. I mean, the dudes in Star Wars wore a lot of stupid stuff but nothing that bad.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Very yes.

j lzrd / swift idiot
This is so extremely YES, that it blew my mind the first time I saw it, resulting in me forgetting to rate it, and also to never click on it again. This is the second time, and I came prepared, but it's still a vicious assault on the primary senses. I mean... AUUUUGH, JUST TAKE MY FIVE AND FAVE!

It's remarkable how her horrible mime routines actually help to emphasize just how astoundingly bad the trumpet parts.

People showcasing their lack of talent with reckless abandon and no sense of irony is always five. Bring an array of shit together and coming out with a whole that's greater than the sum of its parts is a favourite.
Are. How bad the trumpet parts are.

Also, bringing. I wonder if I talk this way as well.


There's a good chance she's not even playing the trumpet, just making horn sounds with her lips
She must have grown up in a family without any mocking siblings.
Seems to be a classic case of bad monitor speaker setup, meaning she can't hear anything she's playing. It's pretty probable, too, because award shows or whatever that event is usually don't set up the stage for musicians, but to look good.
No, you have to tune brass instruments, there are two or three sliders on a trumpet that you can use to bend pitch up or down, and they stay in place once you set them, sometimes with little screws. She was just out of tune with the source material. Hardly lessens the shame.

Jesus, why do I know that, oh yeah trumpet lessons in the fourth grade THANKS MOM

Honest Abe
this is awesome mainly because i was going to submit this and the categories i chose were "arts" and "accidents and explosions" also.
Somewhere, Patton Oswalt is jerking off to this right now
An extra five stars just for this comment.

Pie Boy
Eat your heart out, Miss Teen South Carolina.
magical man
Good lord

Twirl! Twirl! Twirl! Doooot doooot!
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
even if she wasn't tone deaf....i'd still say "huh?!"
There is nothing artistic about that performance.
Amazing! All that and she never once fell over!
Dinky Patterson
A performance worthy of The Star Wars Holiday Special.
Quick guess... trumpet is a B flat instrument. Her part was written for a C tuned instrument. Instant fail results from trying to play those together. But sounds like she's not much of a player anyway.
WOW. I like how proud she looks when she's doing that little hobbit bunny-hop to the Cantina music. You're gonna need a lot more than that to entertain people, darling.
Actually, wait. She is entertaining me. Never mind.

For me, it's about the little things, like how she brings her trumpet up to her lips with a flourish. Bravisimo.
The dancing is possibly the best thing about this.
I can't watch this at work...i start urinating and crying
This reminds me of scaryroll. The odd tones are just.. horror.
Mayberry Pancakes
She plays five notes, and they're all wrong.

I'm gonna have to go with tone deafness or hilarious lack of self-awareness, because the music doesn't sound like it's made to be accompanied. It's also the only explanation as to how she could not realize this is such a terrible idea.

Her "dancing" to the cantina band thing must be seen to be believed.


For subtitles I humbly submit:

"Punch Her Chewie"


"Let's Blow This Thing And Go Home"
I can't NOT see this as the chick from Space Mutiny, and its even more awesome because of it


hooooooooonk wheeeeeeeeezzzeeeee hooooonk

Jet Bin Fever
The aspect ratio makes it look like she's 7 feet tall and suffers from Marfan syndrome. Maybe she should've worn a Wookie outit.
That guy
The only Star Wars vid I will ever 5-star.
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