Stopheles 
OMG! The chamber worm is TOTALLY designed to hurt humans! GOD IS REAL!!
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Spider Jerusalem
"BEHOLD! The atheist's nightmare!" I really want to hear what the other guy was about to say.
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Mayberry Pancakes
Don't monkeys eat bananas?
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Xiphias
Laugh, but remember that these people represent the majority of voters in many states.
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Mike Tyson?!
But humans designed the 'modern' banana that guy bought from the store?
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xenocide
"Its long, thick, phallic shape conforms perfectly to my mouth. Oh, yes, THIS FEELS SO RIGHT."
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TheSnake
What if you live in Hawaii? Thanks for all these pineapples and coconuts, ASSHOLE.
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sosage
Could he please explain the design genius behind the duckbilled platypus?
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Severian
Wow. I've gone from atheist to fundie in less than a minute.
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Stog
"Next time, we look at why grapefruits are the work of Satan"
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blackbetta
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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pookles
bananas grow "upside down", with the "top" to which he refers at the bottom of the fruit
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boner
The silent dude is Kirk Cameron
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Crucifried
What if you hold it backwards, genius? Not so "curved towards the face" now, is it?
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exar_kun
evolution wouldn't explain why hands hold food.......idiot
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jim
god made man, but he used a monkey to do it
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deadlydeathcone
Get a life, God
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bopeton
That's cute, but what about all the fruits that are hard to eat, or poison?
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Spit Spingola
"God also designed the banana to fit perfectly into my asshole"
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Concerned Citizen
I've never seen anyone so appreciative of the humble banana. Kinda nice. I have no snarky comment.
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judobutterfly
Bear in mind that bananas share about 25% of their genetic makeup with humans.
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Caminante
That is the most sexual description of a banana I've ever heard.
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commandocucumber same here. i simply couldn't listen to this without hearing al the many many MANY homo-erotic undertones
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Exegesis_Saves
Further, the platypus is proof that God has a sick sense of humor.
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chet
And artichokes are made by the devil?
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bongoprophet
behold logic, the fundamentalists nightmare
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TEDA
More like mangoes are made by the devil. Have you ever tried to peel one of them?
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takewithfood
And next, we have the coconut. Now you see, the coconut.. uhm.. well it.. ahh.. er..
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bethanny
If God made bananas in such a way, then oral sex is ok too! See how a penis curves towards you!
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Inferno
"It fits perfectly in the mouth... oh yeah, just like that.... OOOohh YEAH!!!"
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Urburos
If I turn the banana away from my mouth, does that make it defective?
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Ashenblade
Explain onions, dick.
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glenn
Loses a star because we don't get to hear Kirk Cameron's followup.
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FISTFULLofSOUL
one star for the banana...it just wasn't trying hard enough
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Chalkdust
By the same token, I could say that pineapples, tamarind and durian are proof that Satan is Lord.
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crayondisaster
Watch Kirk Cameron examine that can like he lives in a country without aluminum.
The banana is this atheist's worst nightmare. Damn you, potassium retaining acne medicine!
Anyone else think "green, too girly?"
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Cleaner82
I don't know if I have any well-made bananas on hand.
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notbob
Christians say god made man in his image.
Which makes it fun to ask one why we have an appendix.
If that isn't entertaining enough, hit them with a fossil.
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Blandwiches If God made us in his image, does that mean he eats bananas? Why would his hands be shaped that way otherwise?
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kennydra
Even if this wasn't totally crazy and stupid, it would be at least slightly more convincing if bananas were the main source of food for humans, but I'm pretty sure if you ate only bananas you would die. Pretty much all other foods are a bitch to eat.
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heyitslozeau
not to mention this is a wild banana
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Inside_a_wild-type_banana.j pg
all of their arguments of intelligent design were designed by farmers in over thousands of years.
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Shotgun Jackson
The fools are so dense... Everyone knows that bananas are God's dildos...
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Xero
So I can ward off atheists with bananas, right? Like zombies and fire or teabaggers and coloreds.
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