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Desc:AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH
Category:Horror, Religious
Tags:Jesus, Furries, Christian, lion king, retinas burning
Submitted:Anonymous
Date:10/26/07
Views:11262
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Comment count is 49
Pandatronic
Anybody who 1-stars this is missing the point of Portal of Evil.
takewithfood
Thank you for getting that in there right away.

Jimmy Labatt
I just...I just...ugh
Xiphias
am I crazy or did the birthday cake jesus made have angel wings
fluffy
It had some sort of bird sitting on top of it. Because duck shit makes everything taste better.

KnowFuture
Does this being made by a Something Awful goon make it ironic?

Midnight Man
Is that the Fonz?
Wombles
Maybe it's supposed to be Judas, he looks regretful.

Maggot Brain
THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHAME EATS TO MUCH HUMAN EXCREMENT
Samisyosam
Good to know that furry Mary Magdalene could still buy designer jeans and tanktops back in the day.
a flaming monkey
nah, I think that's just supposed to be one of the flock...A misguided lioness-woman prostitute who has found the lord.

...Also, 'Happy Birthday Captain Congar'...????

What THE Fuck?!

Knaaks
Did all the furries have a big meeting without me and decide that Jesus was always going to be a lion? Would I be shunned forever if I drew a picture of Jesus as a wolf or something?
Doctor Arcane
Wasn't he historically a lamb?

B. Weed
It's a Narnia thing.

Rodents of Unusual Size
My vote is for anthropomorphic carp.

Hugo Gorilla
Christ was the Lion of Judah, the Lamb of God, and a Fisher of Men.

So maybe a Lion/Lamb/Carp hybrid wouldn't be too far off the mark. Or maybe each animal could be the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, respectively.

Either way I'm not going to rate this seeing as this was made by a SA goon and probably a joke.






a flaming monkey
Sould be monkey Jesus, to piss off the anti-evolutionists.

manfred
Ironically, this video proves the non-existence of God
Cap'n Profan!ty
oh god the retarded it burns
Doctor Arcane
But animals don't have souls, and were created to serve man-kind. Theology fail!
glasseye
Two insanely retarded tastes together for extra idiocy!
longwinded
NO

NO

JUST... NO
Spike Jonez
Just...
*throbbing migraine commences*
Just...
*blinks away tears of pain*
Just what the fuck is wrong with christians/furries?
*embollism in "furry" section of brain swells further*

baleen


I can assure you most Christians would probably find this pretty repugnant as well.

Pandatronic
Check the comments. Hearing the equivalent of "yiff in hell" from real Christians is a riot.

Big Muddy
"We do not believe in dualism"

First I was thinking he meant duality, then I realized that's a mathmatic concept. So hooray, Non-dualistic birthday chicken!
Repomancer
YIFFY!
Uulanbaatorbaby
How DARE they!? Everyone knows Jesus was a ferret!
Janusian Soul
Wrong, every legitimate Christian Furry knows Jesus was from Africa so therefore, ergo, he must be a rhinoceros/leopard/gorilla/angel hybrid.
Stopheles
"I asked him, 'Lord, why are there only four sets of paw-prints in the sand during the points in my life when I needed you most?'"
Hooker
Five for still somehow having the implied sexual undertones.
Endoris
-5 for not using morphing to turn people Jesus into animal Jesus.
cognitivedissonance
Remember that scene in Star Trek where Captain Kirk defeated the evil computer by being illogical?

DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Xenocide
Buddha, meanwhile, is a Platypus. He just is.
RomancingTrain
When did SA go soft on the furry problem?
eatenmyeyes
The novelty wore off. It is still ban worthy, but Helldump mostly goes after pedophiles lately. Some even have 'furry immunity' meaning they cannot be banned for that alone.

thebaronsdoctor
Lowtax realized he could make more money by letting furries in.

Caminante Nocturno
Oh, that's right. I hate these people. Thanks, video.
tamago
Hate who? Christians or furries?

j lzrd / swift idiot
The answer is yes.

charmlessman
I just learned that combining two things I hate does not result in double the hate. It results in hate squared.
thebaronsdoctor
I don't even know how to respond to this...thing
oogaBooga
The bird on top of the jesuscake is there like the sprinkles on our icecream - it's a topping for the lions.
GusPlease
This is fake. Reasonably entertaining, but fake.
DMKA
Yes, but "Christian Furries" really do exist. Lots of them. Google at your own peril.

rev.dinosaur
Even furry Jesus is white.
bopeton
1:43

I'd hit that angel.
CornOnTheCabre
it sure wouldve saved the Romans alot of trouble if they couldve just fed Christians to Jesus
Old People
For you.

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