Anybody who 1-stars this is missing the point of Portal of Evil.
|Jimmy Labatt |
I just...I just...ugh
am I crazy or did the birthday cake jesus made have angel wings
Does this being made by a Something Awful goon make it ironic?
|Midnight Man |
Is that the Fonz?
|Maggot Brain |
THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHAME EATS TO MUCH HUMAN EXCREMENT
Good to know that furry Mary Magdalene could still buy designer jeans and tanktops back in the day.
Did all the furries have a big meeting without me and decide that Jesus was always going to be a lion? Would I be shunned forever if I drew a picture of Jesus as a wolf or something?
Christ was the Lion of Judah, the Lamb of God, and a Fisher of Men.
So maybe a Lion/Lamb/Carp hybrid wouldn't be too far off the mark. Or maybe each animal could be the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, respectively.
Either way I'm not going to rate this seeing as this was made by a SA goon and probably a joke.
Ironically, this video proves the non-existence of God
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
oh god the retarded it burns
|Doctor Arcane |
But animals don't have souls, and were created to serve man-kind. Theology fail!
Two insanely retarded tastes together for extra idiocy!
|Spike Jonez |
*throbbing migraine commences*
*blinks away tears of pain*
Just what the fuck is wrong with christians/furries?
*embollism in "furry" section of brain swells further*
Check the comments. Hearing the equivalent of "yiff in hell" from real Christians is a riot.
|Big Muddy |
"We do not believe in dualism"
First I was thinking he meant duality, then I realized that's a mathmatic concept. So hooray, Non-dualistic birthday chicken!
How DARE they!? Everyone knows Jesus was a ferret!
|Janusian Soul |
Wrong, every legitimate Christian Furry knows Jesus was from Africa so therefore, ergo, he must be a rhinoceros/leopard/gorilla/angel hybrid.
"I asked him, 'Lord, why are there only four sets of paw-prints in the sand during the points in my life when I needed you most?'"
Five for still somehow having the implied sexual undertones.
-5 for not using morphing to turn people Jesus into animal Jesus.
Remember that scene in Star Trek where Captain Kirk defeated the evil computer by being illogical?
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Buddha, meanwhile, is a Platypus. He just is.
When did SA go soft on the furry problem?
Lowtax realized he could make more money by letting furries in.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Oh, that's right. I hate these people. Thanks, video.
I just learned that combining two things I hate does not result in double the hate. It results in hate squared.
I don't even know how to respond to this...thing
The bird on top of the jesuscake is there like the sprinkles on our icecream - it's a topping for the lions.
This is fake. Reasonably entertaining, but fake.
Even furry Jesus is white.
I'd hit that angel.
it sure wouldve saved the Romans alot of trouble if they couldve just fed Christians to Jesus
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