Herr Matthias You had to type in each command manually, even movement? Jesus.
OxygenThief You could use shortcuts and the game would fill in the rest. Move was "M", Use Right Torch was "U R T". etc etc.
Cap'n Profan!ty and you went through the dungeon on your hands and feet without sandals, and if you cried, they made you lick the floor! and all the tunnels were uphill both ways!
Billy the Poet This came out two years after the first Ultima, so there's really no excuse.
Herr Matthias Ever played the first Ultima? It really, really sucked.
OldScratch I used to write works of art like this in old 6502 assembly (with a blinding 3 million Herz clock speed) which is related to Old Norse. My goal was to make pimply 15 year olds cry. 1 million stars.
Dummy Rum Make booping noises as you stare at the preview screen. I just saved you about a minute.
Pillager I knew what monsters where coming by the sounds they made.