GravidWithHate The music is just there to cover up the motorcycle revving noise the spider is making.
K Clobber This is a metaphor for my life. That poor spider. I wonder if I'm really any better off than he is, for realizing it.
Vicious "Where'd you... Get back here you little shit!"
j lzrd / swift idiot "TRICK ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU! TRICK ME--WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO NOW!?"
Also, I have never before wanted a bug for a pet so badly as I do now. Rhino beetles? Nah. A lucky cricket? Pssh. A beehive? AAAUGH BEES!! But THIS little guy, he's just as fun as a cat and a laser pointer, but needs MUCH less care, I'd imagine.