"TRICK ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU! TRICK ME--WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO NOW!?"
Also, I have never before wanted a bug for a pet so badly as I do now. Rhino beetles? Nah. A lucky cricket? Pssh. A beehive? AAAUGH BEES!! But THIS little guy, he's just as fun as a cat and a laser pointer, but needs MUCH less care, I'd imagine.