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The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
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See, cuz of the echo.

Yo! Britney Spears' Vagina Raps

In lieu of a laugh track, this show needs a "don't DO it, you prick!" track.

I watch this show on my laptop during flights and end up having an annoying loud laugh.

They left out the ending. Something about her robbing the house and whisking away the stolen goods using her vagina.

Huge.

M'thinks the lady doth protest too much.

*tuba*

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in the stars, but in big vagina.

I stopped watching this show in the 4th season and now I'm thinking that was a mistake.

Yeah. finally someone understands. it wasn't any fault of mine. it was all my previous lovers' fault with their huge, cavernous, monstrosities that they tried to pass for vaginas.

Get Dr. Jules Segal on the phone, stat

They do bring up an interesting point.

Yes this might be used as an excuse for small-penised men out there, but if you think back to all the vaginas in your life, how many of them were rather cavernous?

I can name a few.

Huh. One time horn dog guy was dating this little chick with squinty eyes and anyway he said she had the biggest cunt he had ever seen.

So later they broke up and she started dating his brother and any time I saw her after that she made sure to mention that horn dog guy's brother had a big dick.

So now that whole thing makes sense to me.

Hey, it's Joan Callamezzo!