Repomancer - 2007-10-25
All the abs in the world don't help when you're BALD AS HELL
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Innocent Bystander - 2007-10-25 Yeah, because women are mostly interested in men on the basis of their hair.
Why doesn't he just shave his head and be done with it?
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NoCode - 2007-10-25 Like hell - balding guys are super cute. However, no cuteness factors can undo this guy's repulsive self-love. No shocker that he couldn't find any poon if he was asking like this.
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Maggot Brain - 2007-10-25
It doesn't help that he's a misogynistic ass hole with a overinflated ego and mash potato abs.
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William Burns - 2007-10-25
That's the kind of physique only no exercise and tons of steroids will get you. Good job, now you look like you're made of legos that are made of pork.
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Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-25
man, to go so bald so young truly fucking sucks the cock of cocks.
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StanleyPain - 2007-10-25
He has a 21st century Travis Bickle thing going on...it's kind of creepy how there's nothing on the walls in any of his videos.
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a flaming monkey - 2007-10-25
Hmmm, loath as I am to comment on his physical appearance, he really does have a gigantic head. Look closely at the proportions.
If he works out his head, then he has achieved GREAT SUCCESS in its mighty bigness.
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a flaming monkey - 2007-10-25 Wait!!! People!!!! You have to watch this response to Goronchev: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCvhXUDq4DI
I'm not putting it in the hopper because I can't be fucked. Enjoy.
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futurebot - 2007-10-25 1 star because Enjoy stole this from a flaming monkey. BOOOO
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Enjoy - 2007-10-25 Dude. I didn't know if he had front-page rights. All props go to flaming monkey!!
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jihadbaby - 2007-10-25 Man, that video response just broke my mind.
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baleen - 2007-10-25
I have had sex with several people on myspace and I am fat.
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jihadbaby - 2007-10-25 Ah, the sweet memories... :)
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Midnight Man - 2007-10-25
"experiment"
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Steebis - 2007-10-25
Toward the end of this I'm pretty sure i saw a cluster of date raped souls push their faces against his abdominal wall.
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Angel Carver - 2007-10-25
It's that Lynchian, industrial, soul-sucking sound playing at low volume throughout this video that elevates it to the level of A-R-T.
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Roachbud - 2007-10-25
still want to beat his ass
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futurebot - 2007-10-25 Hopefully he'll try to get into a club where you're working using a fake ID, and then you'll be able to kick his ass since you're a bouncer.
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Roachbud - 2007-10-25 Unfortunately I only work the door when the regular guy needs to piss or chit chat with the DJ
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Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-25
WHAT?! Dude... myspace should change it's name to MyAss because of all the ass you can get from it. I mean, unless you're fugly and retarded, you can score like, every weekend.
This is this guy's strategy:
"Hey cutie. Hit me back."
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TeenerTot - 2007-10-25
GUH! I say to all the self-righteous internet pontificators.
Watch your own video and maybe you'll get a clue why you can't get laid.
Also: He kinda reminds me of the muscle-bound child that was on Ripley's all those years ago.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2007-10-25
I wonder, when he self destructs, if he'll take himself or twenty other people with him. Sort of like the VT shooter.
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theFlu - 2007-10-25
he's like a living M.U.S.C.L.E Man
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x - 2007-10-25
Prostitutes don't count as conquests.
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NoCode - 2007-10-25
Where did Goronchev get the idea that women choose whom to fuck based on looks?
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Afgh - 2007-10-25
THIS VIDEO IS PRETTY GOOD BUT I WISH IT WAS LONGER
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Keefu - 2007-10-25
Is the goron part of goronchev a Zelda reference?
How goddamn fitting
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a flaming monkey - 2007-10-25 I think it's Russian for "I have several chips on my shoulder".
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phalsebob - 2007-10-26
Of course this is real. This is the new Consumer Reports section on where to get fucked on the internet. MySpace got a black and white circle, same as PoeN.
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yoyo1 - 2007-10-31
I think too much bodybuilding(possibly with steroid use) could be responsible for juvenile baldness, I see a lot of bald bodybuilders .
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nonplusplus - 2008-02-10 It's not the bodybuilding, it's the steroids.
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gambol - 2007-11-27
What's happening
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nonplusplus - 2008-02-10
"In real life I can get a ten to fuck me. And this has happened MULTIPLE times."
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Jeff Fries - 2008-05-08
This gives me nothing but Arrested Development flashbacks. George Michael's muscle suit crossed with Uncle Buster's hair and Ron Howard's voice.
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alarmcall - 2008-07-21
"90% of the girls on that say they are bi are really guys" ?
I was totally expecting another conclusion.
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mashedtater - 2008-11-09
Can someone get him a cup of shirt?
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