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Comment count is 21
bongoprophet - 2007-10-25

it's because a gorilla with a tie reminds you of bouncers

IrishWhiskey - 2007-10-25

Why the hell do goombas need bananas?

-2 for Diddy's guns. He attacks by cartwheeling dammit!

Portaxx - 2007-10-25

Actually the guns come from Donkey Kong 64. -1 for the game being delayed because I want my badass cartoon primate adventure NOW.

... +1 for King DeDeDe being in the game.

Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-25

The same reason Hondurans do: bananas are cool.


Pie Boy - 2008-06-17

I'd just like to point out that it makes about as much sense for Goombas to need bananas as it does for Kremlings to need bananas.

dancingshadow - 2007-10-25

I liked all the other intro videos more, but anything related to Smash gets 5. Feb 10 is way too far away.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2007-10-25

I still don't understand why people buy this faux-fighting game. To each his own I guess.

Doctor Arcane - 2007-10-25

Because 6 year olds don't have the dexterity for Tekken or Street Fighter.

Xenocide - 2007-10-25

When Tekken allows me to kill three other people at once by exploding them with remote-controlled missles or boiling them alive, you let me know.

The only possible explanations for such antimosity toward the franchise are either a lack of friends to play with or a simple hatred of fun.

coprolalia - 2007-10-25

Uh, 'cause it's fun?

fatatty - 2007-10-26

Or because they don't want to memorize long strings of button presses to make their sweaty dude out hug the other sweaty dude into submission. And if you don't think it takes dexterity to get good at Smash Bros. then you've obviously never fought three level 9 Pikachus.

dancingshadow - 2007-10-26

Smash is the best fighting game, bar none. Just Punch in SSBM in youtube and watch some fights. Other fighting games have nothing on it.

Princess v2.1 - 2007-10-27

You must be crazy, Smash bros is an awesome fighting game

Knaaks - 2007-10-25

This game is coming out about 4 years too late for me to have any interest in it at all.

Harveyjames - 2007-10-25

What do you mean, 'somehow'?

dueserpenti - 2007-10-25

Nintendo: it's not just for kids anymore.

Oh wait, yes it is.

anvill - 2007-10-25

This is not the Smash Bros Brawl porno video I was promised in the title.

Xenocide - 2007-10-25

Our two naked and inexplicably close male heroes must recover a pile of phallus-shaped objects by firing nuts from guns.

FABIO2 - 2007-10-25

First rapping, now John Woo matrix moves. The Donkey Kong franchise has always been about desperately trying to stay hip.

fatatty - 2007-10-26

They're obviously just taking their cues from the Wu Tang clan.

Monchiles Monchiles - 2007-10-26

I was completely mellow about this game until I heard that Little Mac was going to be in it. Then I went bananas.

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